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anarchopuppy

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

zoesupreme

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

reputayswift

#severance

holespoles

15 cakes scanned from 'Australian Women's Weekly Children's Birthday Cake Book' from 1980.

#crazy to not include the duck or the frog in a pond #or the train! iconic cakes #every household in Australia had this kids cake book btw #Aussie Aussie Aussie

phaeton-flier

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

phaeton-flier

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

theaudientvoid

centrally-unplanned

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

theabigailthorn

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears