that's how the light gets in

spike | nonbinary- they/them | in my twenties | pisces

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[stealingpotatoes]

for some reason my cat always acts surprised and sniffs me when i pet him even if he's literally sat on me

[lady-harrowhark]

reading new books is so hard because like. i know not every sentence can be "memory hit harrowhark nonagesimus with the inexorable gravity of a satellite sucked from orbit, flinging itself to die on the surface of its bounden planet; the world hit her like a fall."

but a lot of them aren't even trying.

[inthetags]

if you have a status on Discord right now, reblog and say what it is (optional: what does it mean?)

[gorgynei]

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

[patopq]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

[onlymollygibson]

"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked Lady Catherine de Bourgh and she condescended to advise me on the arrangement of my humble abode.

[milkooze-deactivated20260329]

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[bestiolin]

maarten inghels

[animate-mush]

@sherbertilluminated there's a line somewhere in Ursula Vernon's Digger that goes something like "it is difficult to be metaphysical around the truly geologically minded"

[witheredgraphics]

kllsym on ig

[theondying]

Discworld is nice Bc half the plots sound like shitposts

Skeleton quits job to become fry cook

Wizards play football

Malls are actually a hive mind who feed on cities

[poorlydescribedpterrybooks]

welcome in, have a seat, stay awhile.

[postmetaectotranscendentalism]

first female wizard fights institutional sexism

wizard goes to australia

shakespeare play defeats evil king

labyrinth but with tiny scottish men

cinderella in new orleans

german tourist visits low budget middle earth

[erdariel]

A secret society summons a dragon so they could have a “hero” who’d listen to them come and slay the dragon and be crowned a king. The dragon burns down the secret society’s place and gets crowned a king instead. Them the dragon gets arrested.

[logo-comics]

How the Grim Reaper Saved Christmas.

[obscurelocalstranger]

“Is Everyone Here Trying to Have a Mulan Moment?”

[cakesandfail]

Join the revolution, be your own dad

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

‘Cop Was Worried His Holiday Would Be Boring…Until the Goblin Murders Began’

[ninja-muse]

Teenaged Grim Reaper vs. eldritch guitar.

A teacher and two identical not-twins save the space-time continuum with chocolate.

[blackboard-monitor]

repeat of ancient racially motivated battle is prevented by possessed man reciting a bedtime story in a cave

[nerdvanauniverse]

A local ransacked town is saved by bees, girl in ill-fitting armor, violent dancing, spite

[soul-cake-duck]

what if phantom of the opera had more witches

local cop must defuse a war for the second time, runs through the haunted forests half-dressed while pursued by werewolves

adolescent occultist tries to summon a demon, instead gets a useless wizard and his very demonic walking suitcase

[trans-labyrinth]

I relate on spiritual level to the great state of minnesota because I too am wailing loudly on this the first wednesday of the month

[hobohobgoblim]

[depsidase]

[lumsel]

if there's one thing i appreciate about americans, its that they are DELIGHTED by "american love burger" jokes. they cant get enough of them! much like how they cant get enough of burger……

[lumsel]

my notes are now full of americans talking about their love for burger. peace and love on planet earth.

[ryuutchi]

[lovewithagirl]

[ image description: a gif of Anthony Bourdain sitting in front of a red and white wall, eating an In N Out Burger and saying, "I'm just a cheap, nasty, low down...trailer park... BURGER SLUT". / end description ]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[lithub]

The last book you read is where you go after you die. Are you okay?

yes!!!!

no????

a secret third thing (put it in the comments/tags)

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Voting ended onSep 20, 2025