Everything I Touch is Queer

Bri :: They/Them :: 26 :: Less of a person, more of a pile of trauma, ideas, and hyperfixations.

[emdapaladima]

KAROL CRISTINA DA SILVA as Rabé

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (1999)

[kailynvrse]

i think he looks pretty in neon/cyberpunk colours teehee

redbubble . print

[naboos-angel]

[gothredy]

[sardonyxlestrange]

Some last minute birthday pictures. I’m soo not used to being in front of a legitimate camera lol, I’ve gotten used to phone cameras.

I hope the nervous awkwardness isn’t apparent in my face😬

[newtestvment]

putting my obscure doomed yuri in the void and hoping someone recognizes them

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ozempicofficial]

[appeypie]

That's right, go outside. It's beautiful.

[rackcty]

prayer circle for rex/cody/wolffe this week starts NOW

[theonion]

Arguing that there was no conceivable reason they should be anywhere else, local woman Nora Jay confirmed Wednesday that the good scissors weren’t in the fucking drawer where they belonged. “God damn it, where the hell are they? I don’t know how I’m supposed to finish wrapping this birthday present without my one decent pair of scissors,” said Jay, 30, as she tore through her home in search of the Fiskars premier craft scissors she’d paid over $15 for at Michael’s.

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[theonion]

Aiming to cut costs after a poor fiscal quarter, Washington National Opera general director Timothy O’Leary announced plans Monday to lay off 200 phantoms effective immediately. “In these difficult times, we can no longer afford to keep all the ghastly, mysterious men who haunt our catacombs on this organization’s payroll,” said O’Leary, who expressed regret that the personnel reduction was happening at a time when job openings for egomaniacal opera ghouls were at a historic low.

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[quix0tic3lixer]

Girl stop looking at me like that

you and your musty ass hoodie. God i love her.

[stealingpotatoes]

i finished Jedi Survivor a couple days ago and was saddened by Zygg, Wili and Mosey leaving, so i like to think that whenever the TL4J crew are out on an adventure and need something specific, Cal just goes “oh i know a guy” and pull up to find one of them

I’m also entertained by the thought of the TL4J crew dropping in to Pyloon’s Saloon and ending up meeting the rest of Cal’s Koboh friends (Toa, Moran, Turgle, Pili, Monk)

the range like. Luke saying I know a guy? probably a New Republic official, maybe a force ghost

Ahsoka saying I know a guy? 90% chance of it being someone who's actively trying to kill her

Ezra saying I know a guy? yeah he knows a ghost crew member

Cal saying I know a guy? genuinely could be anyone. how has this man met so many people. someone stop him he's too friendly

[stealingpotatoes]

the great thing about star wars fix-it aus is no matter how you fix it, everyone is still gonna need SO much therapy

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[stealingpotatoes]

@dinlukeweek day 1: No Order 66 AU / Rebellion Era

obvs Luke likes Din for a lot of reasons, but there's one VERY specific plus side for the (very overshadowed) fix-it au Luke loll

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[stealingpotatoes]

in the fix-it AU what would mon mothma be getting up to?

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