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mattymartin

if you told me these people won the stanley cup three months ago i would not believe you

pissvortex

the maple leafs injured both of the hurricanes goalies so they put their fucking zamboni driver in the net LMAO

pissvortex

he’s a 42 year old with a kidney transplant. the hurricanes are currently winning the game

pissvortex

they just won and the entire team is hugging him

the-sloth-king

To clarify this absolutely embarrassing story. He was the leafs zamboni driver. And played for the hurricanes.

xiaq

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

if I was a lawyer and was told my evidence was inadmissible in court i'd simply share it anyway. even if there's no legal consequence I still want the drama

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

worth it

calemeowkar

I haven’t seen enough camp pictures on here so here’s what I have

snugglyducklingbrewhouse-deacti

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Avalanche Cup Days: Cale Makar - 8.25.2022

mattymartin

hunterrrs

“what’s better than one cover girl? two cover girls~” hope salty men choke on this 😂

isozyme

chewing on that damn mouthguard all game leaves the corners of his mouth red

mattymartin

↳ TYSON JOST AT LONG LAKE IN ALBERTA | 8.21.22

isozyme

RATTHEW AND GAUDREAU vs THE KINGS

kevingorg

ej is so compelling he is like. you will never truly know me. here is a livestream of me & my rookie drunk off our asses. sincerity is a weakness and you will never see it from me. it was all worth it for you caler, here’s a horse. i’m gonna call gabe the swedish underwear model to undermine him. i am going to kiss gabe on the face because he’s my captain and my best friend. getting to the stanley cup finals is the penultimate moment of my career. here’s the cup with a cornhole board