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I was real into Plato when I named this blog

[neonprotagonist]

having too many tieflings is gay culture.

[woegarden-archive]

you fool, tieflings ARE gay culture. no tiefling is straight

[neonprotagonist]

fuck. fuck. im such a fool. im such a fucking fool.

[spitandvinegar]

New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up

- that man really salts my melon!

- you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken

- a louse will live on any head it lands on

- don’t put down a salt lick and say you ain’t got cows

- there’s a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell’s too big

- like digging a pond and hoping for ducks

[faedex-blog]

This was supposed to be a joke and all but as a southerner, these still make sense.

[lolrider]

its weird these don’t mean anything but you can still kind of intuit what they would mean if they were things people actually said.

[saintdollyparton]

These all actually kinda make sense hahaha

[wingkink]

@ everyone saying it wasn’t a UFO

1) it’s unsure what it was 2) it flew 3) what the fuck do you think UFO stands for

[princesschumbucket]

NEW FAVORITE POST

[fujiwaranomokou]

#anything can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things

[bace-jeleren]

Ral Zarek, or, as I like to call him

Lightening McQueen

[softlenaluthor]

[weloveshortvideos]

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

im obsessed w this video

[bonehandledknife]

Omfg u think this is funny without sound fucking turn it on i beg of u im laughjng sohard icangbreatheee

[elsa-the-viking-queen-deactivat]

[slyoung10]

This must be what it’s like to be my friend

[screenshotsofdespair]

[fernghouly-deactivated20210123]

[brockbarber-blog]

cocked yourheadtothesideandsaid im angry

[mooglemain]

[fuckyeahanarchistbanners]

[questingqueer]

[If it’s inaccessible to the poor it’s neither radical nor revolutionary.]

[bobbimorses]

[mistresskabooms]

The fucking buildup was worth the payoff

[crinosg]

Hawkeye is best Avenger confirmed.

[loremerchant]

Couldn’t fire his bow but still shot the bastard down.

[island-delver-go]

Some miracles players are not taking the ban so well…

[suddenlycomics]

This is actually really kind of gross to conflate the banning of a card to a that quote about staying quiet when nazis went for scapegoat populations. How does one type this out in any seriousness.

[island-delver-go]

Magic players continuously surprise me in both the best and worst ways

[closet-keys]

petition to erase the concept of “gold star lesbian” meaning “never slept with a man” and replace it with “red star lesbian” meaning “gay communist” 

[closet-keys]

[trans-kefla]

@thehyrulefool

[the-foxwolf]

Daily Struggles

[outaspaceman]

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

[sinfulseeds-deactivated20200126]

dear god, it lives still

[bananafana]

He sounds nervous, like it’s been holding him hostage for all this time.

[candyredterezii]

what is vore

[fiercefatfeminist]

It is our duty as feminists to protect and respect women in Hijabs

[fiercefatfeminist]

Now. More. Than. Ever.

[princeoftheplayground]

Question: if I see someone pull off a Hijab, what should I do? I know there are reasons they are worn so I want to if i should stand in between them and who did this, should i protect them from view somehow, or something else? This has been happening a lot so I feel it’s something everyone needs to know.

[protectnevillelongbottom]

Good question! I cannot correctly and effectively answer, as I am a white, non-Muslim person; however, I will reblog in case any of my followers can answer. 

[inquisitivespirit]

I asked my Hijabi friend, so here’s one Hijabi’s answer: 

“my opinion is, definitely try cover them or give them something to cover themselves with. And perhaps shoo off the person, without putting oneself in danger! God forbid, if that happened to me, I would like someone to come and comfort me and give me something to cover my hair with and then help me report it to the cops “

[animatedamerican]

(Followers, if any of you are hijabi and would like to expand on this answer or offer alternatives, please do.)

[scifibi77-deactivated20190412]

If u see it happen to 1 of us, pls cover our head + hair with a coat or shawl or any piece of cloth, while hugging us in comfort. Please don’t get hurt by lashing out @ the perpetrators in any way, coz if they dare to do that, they’re probably too far gone in their own hatred to listen to any reason. Much love + Thank You to anyone who supports us.

[meanieyards]

yes !! everything said here is important af. if you see someone pull off a girl’s hijab immediately cover her hair and provide comfort. don’t talk to the perpetrator but try to get the woman out of there if you can. maybe if you have a scarf on you at the time give it to her so she can wear it until she’s alone and can replace her hijab. please please protect muslim girls because we already had it hard before donald trump became president and now its gonna be worse with people going around thinking their violence and cruelty is justified 

[hollowedskin]

for my other white ppl who might have a hard time, it’s my understanding that a hijab is like a major item of clothing, not an accessory like a hat or a scarf. so think abt it more like if someone just ripped someone’s shirt or skirt off. u don’t want to be left there exposed or have to walk home without it.

everyone, even outside America needs to protect our Muslim sisters in these times.

[quadriparesis-deactivated201908]

as a man, what would be the best thing to do? should i turn my head and avoid looking at their hair? can i still offer a jacket or something similar?

[wear-it-like-armour-bastard]

^I’m hoping someone has an answer islamaphpbia is on the rise in my town and I want to be a good male non Muslim ally

[soul-angelos-deactivated2023102]

For men, yes please, we would prefer it if you avoided looking at our hair, and if we don’t have something to substitute as a hijab at that moment, anything you could lend us, a jacket, etc, would be very appreciated.

Also, since most girls avoid physical contact with men they’re not related to, please do not hug them, but rather shoo the offender away if you can, or at least escort the girl to a safe place. You can still offer words of encouragement and support. Furthermore, understand that the victim may not be very welcoming towards you because she’ll obviously be shaken, and won’t know where you are coming from. If that’s the case, please still give her something to cover herself (hijab is very important, think of it as someone ripping your shirt off) and stand some distance away until you are sure she’s in safe hands.

Thank you so much for your support, we really appreciate it, god bless all of you.

[clairethehuntress-deactivated20]

In the horrible climate we’re currently in, please take note of this.

[oak-antlers]

Reblogging this again for the guy-instructions