Cowabummer Dude

Bones | Blake | Petrichor | Ask to tag | Always playing fandom pinball | She/Her | 18+

[miss-mania]

I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,

[kitnapz]

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

[cardboard-cut0ut]

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

[shetheyslain]

My room is so fucking cold my pussy just broke off and shattered

[skeletalheartattack]

Visit Original Link

[jabbaimond]

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

[summercrane-deactivated20201109]

Visit Original Link

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this post has been a wild ride for me

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[qqchurch]

the Ice War on Europa...

[qqchurch]

[deep-state-partisan]

[somestrangeangels]

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

found a dude who does VR cruisin and boozin and im IN LOVE

[vexwerewolf]

Finally: ethical drunk driving

[lonelyroommp3]

someone just literally interrupted me mid conversation to tell me “what wonderful big dark eyes i’ve got” and on the one hand extremely flattering that she couldn’t even wait until the end of my sentence to comment on this, on the other hand did she have to say it like im the big bad wolf

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[superchat]

[threedollarsdotcom]

magical girl transforms down the stairs into a beautiful broken body

[bebebeep0v0]

This is something I drew before, but I don’t think I’ve shared it here :3

[sokka-with-his-hair-down-2]

“the parallels between Zuko and Sokka-” hey HEY. I am grabbing you. The parallels between Katara and Azula. Both the younger, gifted bender. Each one being the inverse of the other: a living, breathing what if. Katara being horrified at what her bending can do when pushed to its limits vs Azula always trying to push hers further. Katara instinctively trusting everyone so easily, even though it burns her sometimes, and Azula saying trust is for fools, fear is the only reliable way but still losing everyone she cares about in the end. Katara yelling at her dad and being hugged in return vs Azula doing everything possible to please her father still being harshly reprimanded, so you know exactly why they both turned out the way that they did. Katara’s trauma being connected to losing a mother vs Azula’s being connected to having a mother. Katara ultimately being the one to take down Azula and standing over her, staring pitifully because that’s who she could have been, in another life. is this thing on

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

More on “Zuko doesn’t know who anyone is at any given point” and “toph is NOT helping him get better”

[lychion]

Stealing