THE EYES ARE THE NIPPLES OF THE FACE

Juno, 25, he/they, gay. It’s not a good blog but it is an active blog.

[thedogeveryonehates]

[sgt-celestial]

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

[girlballs-archive]

captain picker isgonna finger himself

[aggressionbread]

i love products that make up words that sound like they could've come from tumblr

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

she sprunch on my kranch till I scrunge

[shane-actually]

sent an ass pic to a guy visiting from england and got the most unwaveringly british response

[antpenis]

[lobstertranny-deactivated202401]

Ran up to take a picture of this person's car and ummmm they were still.in their car. And it was #awkwardddd

[brotits]

Coming back to this site after years away feels like I’m a retired scientist returning to a Petri dish I abandoned decades ago to see the bacteria have survived, despite all odds, and have taken new and impossible shapes that I could never have imagined

[luntfontanne]

SHE SAID. BITCH.

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[flyfella]

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

[sloppystyle]

[orphanedsource]

little german boy is so powerful like he has no face no physical character but we all know his voice and personality.....hes like the holy spirit

[orphanedsource]

the fact you all go "no he obviously looks like" and then name something different each time only proves we may construct answers in an attempt to rationalize an immortal force but that is not equivalent to truth. he embodies the spirit of the lollipop and lederhosen but we will not see him wield them

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

newton just created a 4th law

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[k1mkardashian]

lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?

[turtletiiime]

Playing sold out shows all over Asia. What u up to?

[k1mkardashian]

fingering myself

[wweassets]

summarise black mirror to me

[dankxsinatra]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tiktoks-we-like]

Bringing this vid back bc this reply made me cackle.

[boasamishipper]

prince charles if you’re reading this there will never be a funnier time to die than right now