Brought-Teeth-to-a-Gun-Fight

Hi! My pronouns are they/them, it/its and ai/ais. I probably won’t do much besides reblogging things tbh.

[broughtteethtoagunfight]

So I just realized I never made any sort of intro post or anything so, here’s that!

Hi! Call me Teeth or Tooth! Both work wonderfully :DDDD

My Pronouns:

they/them/their/themself

it/it/its/itself

ai/ai/ais/aisself

DNI:

Blank blogs will be blocked - No exceptions!

Pretty basic list, anti-lgbtq, racists, pedophiles, zoophiles, xenophobes, ableists etc etc you get it

I can’t think of anything else, but if I do I’ll add more

If you aren’t comfy with sfw agere, leave lol

Lots n’ lots of fandoms will be here!!

I don’t feel like writing them all down so just guess lol!

It’s always nice to see you!

Feel free to hang out whenever

Blinkies or smthn idk

Divider from https://www.tumblr.com/saradika-graphics/788077574890913792/cutouts-buttons-free-masterlist-headers

Blinkie 1 from https://www.tumblr.com/ivy-vinezz/800235682347073536/could-you-maybe-do-some-dont-turn-left-the-mc

Blinkie 2: https://www.tumblr.com/xxx333s/793628213402370048/blinkie-and-stamp-dump-not-mines

Blinkies 3&5: https://www.tumblr.com/e-resources/774857193108520960/0-r4nd0m-graph1cs

Blinkie 4: https://www.tumblr.com/faysayk/753046305845198848/this-is-so-metal

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 4

Kermit the Frog (The Muppets)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Voting ended onJun 29

[ballgame]

Direct...

[ballgame]

Deltarune... tomorrow? 🥹

[not-the-conversation-starter]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

[goblinwithblankets]

Drinking spiders??!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

[thecybird-deactivated20250228]

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

[kitstacean]

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss 

Living your best life I see

[blatantescapism]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

[mariaalenkoshepard]

[melnact]

Drawing One MCC Player Every Day : Day 170 PrinceZam

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

[fruityfinch]

This one is my favourite. It’s subtle. It’s contemplative. This cat has so much to consider

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[maple-salad]

op says we can repost

[daftpatience]

[one must imagine sisyphus] good morning, I put it all together 🧼

wanted to talk about it some because i have thoughts:

the sink in a disabled household is a constant source of stress and yuckiness and i wanted to make some sinkdog fanart with that bit of pain in it. we don't usually see her all gross and dirty and miserable.

someone on tumblr talked about how sinkdog is kinda cathartic because you scoop all the yucky parts out of the girl to make her into an object of cleanliness (and how it's ironic because she's kink art) and it had me thinking about how sinks are also yucky. feeling like even if you scrape yourself hollow, girlhood can still feel dirty. inescapable. plus the torment that you'll never be really done doing dishes because more dirty dishes appear daily.

ooh i'm really glad this could resonate with you. i wish all the alters with single roles to not feel too trapped or worn out by them. virtual hugs.

she's very much tethered there :( it's about how there's disabled and chronically ill people that, even WITH all the cleaning tips and tricks and aids and lifehacks in the world, will still have dirty sinks. how we've got to overcome that guilt about it. there will always be more dirty dishes. we will always be fatigued. it's frustrating, really frustrating. sometimes it is not a safe amount of clutter and we do need to ask for help. but even at our best we will not have a pristine house, and this is okay. our poor sinkdog is in the middle of the frustration but she will be okay too. even if she isn't clean.

you are the realest person on this planet and i love you

im holding these tags close to my heart waa

[daftpatience]

everyone wished really hard and manifested a friend for sinkdog

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[soupevil]

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

[psychuan]

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible

[imhereimqueerimfilledwithfear]

im so normal about this guy

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[superdynamo]

poordesign: back pain

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[soplue]

oh... i am a flower! 🌼