[angelicguy]

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

[gunsandfireandshit]

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

[dylanobrienisbatman]

“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

Non-confrontational cowboy: “SURE AINT!” *sprints away*

[outofcontextdnd]

You take 4 points of rat damage.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

me every second i go without seeing a rat

[stream]

Tropic Thunder (2008) dir. Ben Stiller

[jane-air-fryer]

I thought this was just Tyra talking to Ben Stiller

[theweirdwideweb]

[orchidvioletindigo]

[sycamoretree]

trinity 

[yawning-caverns]

An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.

He was accurate to the minute.

[elodieunderglass]

Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew

[fallenfromgrace10]

[yungdonr]

Relationships should be 50/50 i drive her everywhere and she looks cute in my passenger seat

[berrym00n]

Could u please do a tutorial on torture 👀

[berrym00n]

OH. YEAH I CAN DO THAT

[shogosatake-deactivated20231014]

(clears my throat and stands at a podium) cock

[hardgore--alice]

[stimman4000]

.

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions

[deactivated-102479239856294-dea]

[pricklydyke]

gamer girl

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nyquilnap]

[nuclear-tea]

Photos that hit different in 2020.

[justnoodlefishthings]

POV: you are a lump of fresh dough at the bakery

[feministism]

[bitchesgetriches]

Daaaaayum. Never thought of it this way, but truly... 

[friskylittlebaby-deactivated202]

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎🏎

[otherwindow]

Vampire: Mosquito: *bites them* Vampire: WOWWW fuck off???????