Monica @brownandbeautifull - Tumblr Blog

“The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of being yourself.”

— Anna Quindlan

piipstachio

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

gotterhag

Two things: 1.) I'm actually crying. 2.) this is what it feels like getting hash browns at McDonald's

sawasawako-archived

obv if you’re in a relationship that tires you out or makes you struggle to see eye to eye then that’s a problem, but the idea that good/healthy relationships don’t demand anything of you is… not true? lol. when people say relationships require hard work, they mean that love involves care and attention and patience, practices that in the long term are sustained by effort and initiative. ofc that doesn’t mean it should be a difficult effort to make, at least not all the time, but it does mean that loving someone has its ups and downs and you need to be able to negotiate that bc you’re human. love is labour, but it’s the kind of labour that makes the effort meaningful

mario-art

ferstekr

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versatilememes

your work/customer service voice is just vocal bottoming‬

switchmemes

how to delete other people’s posts

versatilememes

those who fear the truth are to be destroyed by it

unfuckthereallife

your teacher voice is your top voice

incomingalbatross

Gandalf: Hmm, I think the Shire-folk need to be reintroduced to the outside world… Gradually, though, this isn’t the sort of thing you can do all at once. I’ll just bring one hobbit on an adventure again, to start with, just to plant a seed…

Bilbo Baggins, having gone on one (1) adventure: *acquires a mithril-coat, Gondolin-blade, and the One Ring; becomes an Elf-friend, close to the Elvenking and Elrond Halfelven; orders party favors from Dale and Erebor decades later; learns Quenya; goes to live at Rivendell; compiles a comprehensive history of the First Age in Westron from translated Elvish epics and primary-source accounts; becomes personal friends with the Heir of Isildur; eventually sails to Valinor*

bilbobagginsbrainrotblog

Bilbo entering the outside world;

championofdnd

Gandalf: I know who were sending to destroy the ring!

Middle Earth: Who? Aragon the Lost King? Gimli Descendant of the Dwarven Kings?

Gandalf: A Hobbit!

Middle Earth:… Which hobbit is great enough to journey into moridor and destroy the one ring???

Gandalf: Probably any one of them, but I’ll send four just be safe.

frodo-sam

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson.

toastbutteregg

kazieka

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

kazieka

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:

sexhaver

i enjoy eating pussy now but the first time i did it i gagged because hentai made me believe it would taste like watermelon and strawberries when in fact pussy tastes like pussy.

leaving anon on really gives me a deeper appreciation for the priests who sit in confession booths