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"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

scribblechicken

henry comic

#I was terrified of Henry Hoovers growing up to the point I’d be brought to tears just from the sight of one #in stores in other people’s homes in school I’d cry because of the vacuum #I didn’t have a reason and they still kinda unsettle me #fuck Henry specifically

strawberry-crocodile

Weak, foolish: Lapis Lazuli is unsympathetic because uhhh if I went through all that I would simply have a healthy trauma response

Rational, wise: Lapis Lazuli is unsympathetic because if 6'6'' roided out masochistic tgirl with mommy issues and an S-tier eyeliner game got down on her knees and told me she was addicted to my cock I would grab her throat and never let go

strawberry-crocodile

#wild

cheddar-baby

Im mr. stirling nothing

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

memorycycle

the last drop of juice thats still in the bottle watching you recycle it

log6

"moral compass" you're the one telling people to kill themselves???

I did. I did do that.

furryprovocateur

lets give it up for pretentious bitches i love snobs who try to keep intellectualism alive gooooooo assholes

furryprovocateur

"are you serious" look like it or not annoying assholes are a vital part of the "weird art" ecosystem and without them everyone would talk about iron man dying as the modern last supper. we need these bitches

doppelgender

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

#now that was a classic