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cilantrhoes

geothebio

in my five years delivering pizza, these are definitely the best delivery instructions i’ve ever gotten

nudityandnerdery

They typed "door bell" and their dog rushed in to take over the instructions.

hungwy

marshmallow. bogmallow. swampmallow. fenmallow

floraleevee

OP I know you posted this as a silly, but:

Marsh mallow (Althaea officinalis)

Bog mallow (Sidalcea oregana ssp. spicata)

Swamp mallow (Hibiscus moscheutos)

I’ve never heard of a fen mallow, but sometimes saltmarsh mallows (Kosteletzkya virginica) are called the Virginia fen rose

And yes, marsh mallows are where marshmallows got their name :) marshmallows used to be made with the roots of marsh mallows

bewbin

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

lordoftablecloths

im sorry i couldnt just let these slide

texaschainsawmascara

thelonelyjew

Eric Andre is Jewish btw. I feel like a lot of people assume he isn't bc of racism or bc they assume every word out of his mouth is sarcastic but he is Jewish and has talked about it.

girlnephew

env0

paper-mario-wiki

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

madeofklay

Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said "When the teacher forgets to assign homework" before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling. I don't understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

chuckletons

maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??

dragonmons

i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of

bogleech

That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that's blorbo from my memes 👍

depsidase

professionalchaoticdumbass

CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....

SKELETON BALLING:

tophats-tea

sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

trash-and-trash-accessories

I know SEVERAL afab nonbinary people who, as soon as they came out as nonbinary - immediately began dressing in ridiculous hyper-femme outfits they never would have worn before. A lot of people see this and say shit like “Theyfab” or say they are only nonbinary for attention. After all, look how femme they are.

But to me, this makes perfect sense. When you are forced into the category of “woman” against your will, femininity is a chore. It’s a job that you have. As soon as you say no, I’m not a woman, suddenly femininity isn’t your job anymore. It’s not a requirement. It’s just a fun hobby you can get into. Or a little treat sometimes.

everythingfox

Adding expressions to a cat

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inthesensethat

sunflowerslut

sadclowncentral

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

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