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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
Showing your favorite song to someone is so embarrassing lol what if I get a bad grade at my own taste and interests....
palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine didn’t you have to admire the man
palpatine is the best villain of all time bc he's the classic master manipulator who pits his enemies against each other without lifting a finger by preying on their weaknesses but normally those types of villains have the caveat that once their bullshit get exposed it's a simple matter of slapping handcuffs on them bc they're like weak old CEOs or whatever
but our boy sheev? when his plans don't go perfectly he's just like oh well and starts zapping fuckers to death bc he's also the most powerful old prune in the galaxy and he could just kill everyone around him if he gets bored
like luke throwing away his lightsaber and declaring himself a jedi was great but you know that luke kinda thought that was it, the crotchety old emperor doesn't have vader to fight for him anymore courtesy of luke cutting off vader's hand for possibly the fortieth time in anakin's life, so it's smooth sailing until lando destroys the death star and blasts them all to kingdom come, but then palps is like aw shucks no new apprentice can't blame a guy for trying and just starts deep frying luke for shits and giggles and our poor twink is like THIS ISN'T ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT THE FORCE COULD DO ABORT ABORT ABORT
and with mace and co arriving at sheev's office to bring him in for being dark catholic it's functionally the equivalent of a scooby doo villain of the week getting unmasked by the gang but then he just starts snapping necks
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The fact that Palpatine tried to play dumb at first when Windu showed up just sells it to me. It's like he thought he genuinely could bulkshit his way out of this before just getting annoyed and going "well, fuck it".
hearing a song you really like on the radio just hits different than streaming it. same with catching a movie you really like on cable just as it's starting. streaming services will never be able to capture this very specific kind of simple joy
The Grad Student Shuffle- Christ Fleming
Small joys on Tumblr:
When your notes make a perfect cat
Kitty has an exclamation-point tail because of all the attention
Is this the cat that boops?
It is now!
when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN
Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks
Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat
how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this
Merry 2000 Trained Rats, everybody
fyi. Merry 5000 incontinent rats everyone
damn we got 2022 tomorrow
Damn we got 2023 tomorrow.
damn we got 2024 tomorrow
damn we got 2025 tomorrow
they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"
'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do
Theres a part of Unfair by Stray Kids that feels like it would slap on a Kingdom Hearts cutscene edit
oh little coffee drink we're really in it now
wish the human body had like a crash log or something so I could pin shit down. Why am I having a sudden spike of anxiety when I’m just sitting here? Well it looks like there’s a conflict here between my medication and the better foliage mod
nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)
they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again
Day 9
i really wish someone else had been around to hear the noise i made upon opening the flap and seeing This Thing staring back at me
i'm so enamored by this thing i had to draw it