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[this-isnt-my-bra]

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

[lolodapsycho-deactivated2017030]

HOLY SHIT

[mamoru]

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

[silver-rayn123-deactivated20181]

I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.

Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him.   The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year.  The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life. 

[quixylvre]

When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, “There is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.” I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for “disrespecting her authority”. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.

My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be “a masterpiece of satirical genius” and vetoed the special-ed teacher’s attempt to expel me.

[chaotic-carnifex]

Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.

[michellepsychologist]

💛 Feel good posts 💛

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[spacehunter-m]

Pikachu’s Vacation (1998) end credits backgrounds.

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot

[the-suburban-craft]

[owengrose]

not to be a lesbian on main but I want to be in the Old West and make meals for the cowhands when they come home and when the toughest most badass cowgirl comes to grab her serving I look at her calloused hands and see a deep gash so I immediately go bandage her up even though she protests it’s just a scratch and I rip off some of my petticoat to make a bandage and she looks away blushing and as I tie it firmly around the wound I tell her she has to be more careful because it would be a damn shame to lose those hands of hers around here and she blushes again but she maintains eye contact this time and keeps her hand in mine and softly says “yes ma’am”

[showerthoughtspost]

A bowl cut is a 360° bang

[12345675432132345643-deactivate]

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

[princesstigerbelle]

When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

[princesstigerbelle]

I can’t believe I forgot the best one

[iloveurcat]

This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!

[pinkest-twink-deactivated202007]

BEANS

[myothertardisisonthemun]

I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years

It’s full of plastic bread clips

It’s for Science

[myothertardisisonthemun]

At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:

There’s this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.

They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.

I found a species that has not yet been described:

Yay for citizen science 👍

[numberlover1729]

wtf?

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Update:

[meckamecha]

Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier

[gallusrostromegalus]

HOLY SHIT HORG IS BACK ON MY DASH!!! Also I’m so glad that they help pediatricians, that’s very nice.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

great couples costume

two spidermen

[unclefather]

*smacking noise*

[onefourthreesha]

clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person, i literally do not mind if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even if I’m not really into cars, his first thought was ‘i know imma send that to my girlfriend’ and yes i love that shit

[therinredoubtbogdragon]

The difference between good clingy and bad clingy in giving affection vs demanding it.

[lord-king-saint]

[fromthecrypt]

My cat: *kneading his blanky*

Me, in tears: do you even know what good bread you would bake

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Hell world

[pissvortex]

in 12th grade engineering class our army vet teacher made us sign up for the draft

[disordered]

I literally got a phone call from one of these scumbags when I was in HS and I politely told him I’m not interested and that I’d be going to college in the fall and he legit said, “Wow, I’d hate to be such a burden on my parents like that, if you join the army we’d help you pay for school.” And I was just like nahhhh my parents would prefer me in college and hung up

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[moveslikekeithrichards]

acorns and mushrooms i think are the most important life forms on this bitch of an earth be cause they got little hats send tweet

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i see an acorn & im like thats baby. i see a mush room & im like Thats god