And I Am Here For The Ships

They/Them/25 Years and my life is still trying to get up that great big hill of hope(minors DNI)/“my blog aesthetic doesn’t have a name It’s just me walking around picking up pebbles like “ooh this one’s pretty” “ooh this one’s pretty” “ooh this one’s pretty”’-SatanicPornoCultShop

[islandoforder]

honestly wasn’t expecting one of the best parts of the sexy vampire season to be a young former grad student deeply and platonically connecting with a retired old man over civic duty and go karts

[nosnexus]

Thought this part for the last week’s poster is really cute - so enjoy the WIP

[respectissexy]

OK I haven't been on Tumblr since this episode aired, is anyone talking about the fact that when HJ took his shirt off, Lavonte's response was NOT TONIGHT????

[haleyusesherwords]

*unspools red string*

So the new D20 season is about vampires.....

*grabs container of multicolored pushpins*

....and do you know who the natural enemy of vampires is?

*sticks pin into conspiracy board*

....that's right. Werewolves.

*sticks another pin into conspiracy board*

...and do you know what descended from wolves? Dogs.

*draws the red strings across the board while muttering conspiratorially*

....and in Purpee, Oregon, in this town the vampires are trying to take over this season...who is the mayor????

*slams a weathered photograph against the board*

That's right!

ITS A DOG!!

The Intrepid Heroes CITY COUNCIL of Darkness is going to have to have to fight the crusty white werewolf dog MAYOR as the BBEG this season

I rest my CASE

[haleyusesherwords]

*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

*tears down entire conspiracy board*

Actually the werewolves are the good guys!!

False alarm!!

[burnerformybs]

Imagine the terror of being Aaron Bow. Crouched in the darkness. Stalking your prey. You're undetected. You line up for the perfect shot...And then the tallest, most hulked-out man you have ever seen in your life whips around and snatches your bolt out of the air. His eyes and those of his companions reflect the moonlight like cats as they turn to look at you. He shouts that "you're FUCKING DEAD" and starts charging straight towards you in the darkness. He does this all in a giant chunky turtleneck.

He was cozycore 2 minutes ago with a mug of tea and now he is fully the Predator chasing someone through the woods. In a turtleneck. It really jarred me to see that beastial reaction from Mitch because I am so used to him being the quiet, gentle one of the coterie. Amazing and quick choice by Murph

[burnerformybs]

...so after last episode it gets even better

This giant with sweater paws tears his turtleneck off, bounds after you on all fours, takes a crossbow bolt to the chest without even breaking stride and then rips. the. tree. out. from. under. you.

Darkness man got a lot of hehes and hawhaws for being a "superhero" all season but look who is actually the terrifying beastial creature people fear vampires for

[sootchild]

City Council of Darkness, Episode 6: The Sunday Scoop and Spiteful Spirits

It is important to have journalistic integrity and to eat a lot of cherries.

D20 Masterpost || Ep 5 || Ep 7

[sootchild]

City Council of Darkness, Episode 9: A Bid, a Banksy, and the Bird in the Basement

Dream Team antics.

D20 Masterpost || Ep 8 || Ep 10

[nosnexus]

Hey, YOU KNOW IT!

City Council of Darkness episode 7

[oxygenisachoice]

My three favorites 🍊🍋🍋‍🟩

[bubleous]

howl's moving castle au

[doodle-list]

Merry christmas!! This was 100% Franky's idea btw

[amazingeurus]

Some are responsible for scaring, while others are responsible for being scared

[oliviajoytaylor]

Happy birthday nami! 🥳

[ceceru]

our sunny is getting too small y'all

[one-1-eye]

[one-1-eye]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

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Nope no no no nonononono no you are not getting a single hit in.