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[xkatebishop]

i need them in these fits as soon as possible, thank you

[only-cat-memes]

[yeehawpim]

I can be the ship and its sailors

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

How about a wheel for specific cat breeds?

you have been turned into this cat breed!

How do you feel!

I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

I'm happy!

:3

ew.

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

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[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[visenyaism]

top five worst ways to be found:

5. out

4. guilty

3. wanting

2. lacking

1. by this email

[visenyaism]

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

[tarragonthedragon]

idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem

[flower-cute-posts]

Girls will literally adopt a tiny cherry blossom dragon and call that self care 🌸 (Available HERE)

[inside-my-gay-mind]

girls love him.

gays love him.

book nerds love him.

gamers love him.

This dragon is for the people 🌸🐉

[butterzzzthebat]

You don't understand. IT'S A NEED, NOT A WANT.

[ca-rolinee]

The blue one is so beautiful too!

[slut-jpeg]

what musical artist/band have you seen in concert the most and how many times have you seen them?

[garaks-padded-bra]

Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

[garaks-padded-bra]

Footage from pea withdrawal related timper tamprum

[garaks-padded-bra]

For a small fee

(a pea for me)

I’ll be the best

that I can be!

I dont think its

hyperbole

a pea for me’s

a pea for thee!

[ouroborosmoons]

[catboybiologist]

Getting a thumbs down at highway speeds is far more emotionally devastating than a middle finger tbh

[duckngk]

who up curlin’ up they markeplier into ryan gosling’s arms

context:

also IRON LUNG IS OUT ON YOUTUBE YOU CAN BUY IT NOW

[dragoncarrion]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[tortol]

picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

[ellie-insertsurnamehere]

This is very dumb but hey

[tieflingkisser]

[rarilee33]

Also on windows 10!! go to typing settings- how ai has helped you- typing insights-off

[bubbles0989]

Happy pride month

[mycabbagesmycabs]

clicking Mark’s new video and him ending it with “I can finally escape the blood ocean and curl up into Ryan Gosling’s arms” made me put my head into my hands.

It makes me feel like this

[academic-vampire]

I am so thankful that books & reading exist

[ilynpilled]

i like when fiction treats love as a more complicated force and not something that is inherently pure, redemptive, or salvific. portray it as flawed and complex as any other human impulse. give me love as prejudice, love as possessive stasis, love as addiction, love as blindness, etc.

[before-i-forget-again-pod]

'Love conquers all, and that's not a good thing' our beloved