Iām not sorry
this is my favorite Star Wars post
I'd rather be in outer space šø
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@bubblewrapjoy
Iām not sorry
this is my favorite Star Wars post
Cell Block Tango: *Plays*
My thoughts for the next 7 minutes:
are those two dudes from supernatural ok? itās been like 14 years. thereās high schoolers younger than their contract.Ā i donāt think iāve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?
when supernatural began airing:
tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years
bush was still president
lost hadnāt aired its second season yet
youtube wasnt even a year old
the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger
ariana grande was 12
taylor swift wasnāt famous yet
paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet
jesus christ
haha wow iām really exhausted for someone who only ever does the bare minimum requirements of getting by
looooooooooool
Hereās š the motherfucking š tea
Fun fact! Water actually turns āblood redā when it is contaminated by sulfur creating sulfuric acid. And scientists have discovered that around the time of the plagues a volcano went off that disturbed Egyptās environment. So the plagues are scientifically proven. The other parts of the plagues are explained by the sulfuric acid river making the animals leave the river and escaping into the human population.
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE PLAGUES WERE PROVEN
if anyone wants a full list heres how they happened:
basically they all stem from a massive eruption of a volcano on the island of santorini off the coast of greece. the ash then floated over to egypt which kickstarted the plagues
1) blood: the ash carried the mineral cinnabar, which has the capability of turning water red
2) frogs: the ash also had many toxic and acidic substances so naturally, all the frogs are gonna flee the river
3) lice: given what was going on insects would have burrowed into dead animals/peoples skin and laid eggs, which then hatched
4) beasts: everything is getting poisoned from the ash and toxins, causing animals to freak the fuck out/die
5) pestilence: toxins again
6) boils: the ash would have caused storms that carried acid rain which when it fell, would irritate peoples skin causing boils
7) hail: the storm again
8) locusts: again with the insects and the amount of dead bodies and such which attract more insects. a lotta insects basically.
9) darkness: the ash covered the sky, blocking out the sun
10) slaying of the first born: given that childrenās bodies were found in higher numbers than others, some archeologists think they may have been sacrificed to stop all the destruction, but they arenāt 100% sure about that. this is just me but I would say another possibility is that babies/kids are a lot more susceptible to toxins and shit, so while an adult may have been fine or gotten a bit sick, it might have been very dangerous/deadly for kids or babies
the volcano would also attest for the parting of the sea weirdly enough. the red sea was in fact the āreedā sea, and was very shallow, probably waist deep or so. given the amount of shit dumped into the ocean from the volcano, this wouldve caused a tsunami to head towards egypt. the water would get sucked out from the reed sea right before the tsunami hit, letting people pass it easily, then the actual tsunami would hit, fuckin up anyone who tried to follow.
another theory is that the red water was caused by algae, which would cause the frogs and stuff to jump out as well. the algae also carried substances toxic to animals so if they ingested any theyād get sick and die, so more insects. in this theory there was a sand storm coincidentally that caused the rest
some sources: X X
The volcano wasnāt ON Santorini - it WAS Santorini, then called Thera. It completely blew away the Minoan settlements on the island and was one of the largest eruptions in human history.Ā
The tsunamis from the Theran eruption devastated Crete, weakening the then-powerful Minoan civilization, leaving them open to being invaded by the Mycenaeans.
The volcanic winter it created devastated crops in China leading to the fall of the Xia Dynasty.Ā
The abrupt and catastrophic loss of the people of Thera may have also inspired the myths about Atlantis.
this is blowing my fucking mind
demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?
roomba: [is a roomba]
demon:
roomba:
demon:
roomba:
demon: man cāmon you gotta work with me here a little bit
Demon: *gives Roomba sentience* : now, what do you want?
Roomba: what are you doing? Get off my floor. I just vaccumed there.
@the-wayward-robot š¤£
The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ābreadsticksā have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao But then we donāt have Olive Garden either
wait, thatās not what theyāre talking about?
Are you telling me this meme is not about grissini? My life is a lie!
I⦠did wonder why there would be such a focus on going to somewhere with unlimited dry wheat twigs.Ā Googling āolive garden breadsticksā does seem to suggest a tastier thing.
Huh.
this changes everything
I mean, I thought it was odd that they everyone was so excited about breadsticks⦠but then I thought, well, itās Americaā¦
Wait theyāre talking about actual bread???
grissini:
breadsticks:
⦠I want American breadsticks. ;_;
@goodbyecassiel - this is the Great Breadstick Misunderstanding, companion to the Epic Lemonade Confusion post
@charlottedabookworm my life is a lie
Omfg same
wtaf why did nobody ever tell us they were talking about actual bread?!?!
We literally did tell you. We. We used the word BREAD.
butā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ those arenāt breadsticks!
They are sticks.
Of bread.
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We didnāt know you had breadtwigs instead.
OH the joke is funnier than previously thought because those are bigger and therefore it would be harder and more socially awkward to shove them into your purse! Lol
The catās name is basically Maya Cream-nose thats so adorable!!!
This is going to kill me
are we really considering cheating as a valid alternative option
On NPR they were talking to this guy who specializes in created languages, who does all the languages for like Game of Thrones, Penny Dreadful, and a bunch of sci-fi and fantasy movies.
I applauded when the interviewer asked the guy if he ever considered using obscure native languages because āItās not like anybody would notice,ā and he scoffed likeĀ āAre you asking me if Iām gonna take someoneās cultural heritage and ascribe it to aliens or demons or elves? Because the answer is no.ā
every linguist Iāve ever met would be properly horrified by this suggestion.
Itās cute when people claim that Lovecraft was racist because of the era he was born in. Dude was the most prolific letter writer in American history. We have letters from other racists asking him to tone down the racism. The man was considered breathtakingly racist by the people of his own time.
imagine how racist you have to be to be known as āthat racist guyā in a time that was already extremely racist
You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?
Not telling anybody.
Ask my mama to take me to McDonaldās and just wait for itā¦.
Mom: Do you have McDonaldās monā¦
ššš the Rihanna gif
this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you
Smack me in the face with a stack of cash please. And let me keep it after.
Ah! Hes the same guy who provides women selfies that they could use if they feel threatened!
So eeveeās dex entry says it evolves to adapt to harsh climates.
What kind of harsh climate makes for a fairy evolution?
Being trans in a cis household