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[demi-pixellated]

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[buckleydiazincorrect]

Eddie: i have to tell you something

Buck: oh god. wheres the body?

Eddie: wheres- what? you think i killed someone?

Buck: you sound serious, i went for worst case scenario

Eddie: i didn’t kill anyone Buck!

Buck: are you sure? cause we can handle this, i’m all in

Eddie: would you let me finish what i was going to say?

Buck: is it better or worse than the possibility that you killed someone?

Eddie: that depends on your response

Buck: oh no, you killed TWO people?

Eddie: I DIDNT KILL ANYONE BUCK! IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!

Buck: oh. damn i really overshot with the whole murder thing huh

Eddie: just a little bit yeah

Buck: okay. in my defence, i thought you were straight

Eddie: well so did i until i met you

Buck: valid. i love you too by the way

Eddie: you- really?

Buck: yeah. even if you kill someone

Eddie: i’m considering killing you

Buck: does it surprise you if i say that you are not the first person to tell me that?

Eddie: not even a little bit

[buckaroo989]

My first fic, please show it some love.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67403697

Dream come true

When Buck had opened the door, eyes red-rimmed and Jee-Yun in his arms, he’d barely gotten the words out: “You came.”

Eddie smiled softly and said, “I got your back, remember”—as if it had been the easiest decision in the world.

Or, Buck babysits jee-yun and needs back up so of course he calls Eddie.

[buckaroo989]

BUCK: Eddie, you're staring again.

EDDIE: Can you blame me when you look like that!

BUCK BLUSHING HARD: .......

EDDIE DROOLING: .......

CHIMNEY: I'm gonna say something!!!

HEN: No their going to figure it out.

CHIMNEY: Will they!!!

HEN: ...

[buckaroo989]

Okayyy so I've always had bad luck, and I have been trying to figure out if the a03 curse is working or not or if I'm just having my normal problems. I posted my first ever fic, and I don't think anything happened (or maybe I'm just dull) so I'm thinking of posting another fic and fingers crossed I don't get hit by a bus or something. WISH ME LUCK!!!!!

[buckleydiazincorrect]

*bobby finishes his morning briefing*

Bobby: and that should do it for today. any questions?

Buck: *raises hand*

Bobby: yes buck?

Buck: eddie put his hand on my thigh when we sat down so i didn’t hear a word you said

Bobby: ..

Bobby: *sighs*

Bobby: eddie, did you hear anything i said?

Eddie: ..no

Bobby: because your hand was-

Eddie: -on his thigh, yeah

Bobby, tired: okay

[buckleydiazincorrect]

Buck, about to do something risky on a call: im doing this, no one can stop me

Hen: okay *starts tapping on her phone*

Buck: what are you doing?

Hen: *continues typing*

Buck, sweating: hen what are you doing?

Hen: *puts her phone away and smiles*

Buck: what the hell did you do?!

Eddie, appearing from thin air: EVAN OLIVER BUCKLEY!

Buck, panicking: SHE’S LYING!

Eddie: BULLSHIT!

[buckaroo989]

Sign the Petition

Bring back Bobby Nash

I really want this to work, but if I'm being realistic, I don't think this will. I'm just gonna stay delusional and keep saying bobby was buried alive. 😭😭

[bilosan]

madney // buddie + parallels (part four) 💌

[shitouttabuck]

seeing people on twitter call buck “clifford the big red bisexual” and remembering clifford only grew so big because he was loved so hugely and unconditionally by emily elizabeth. and thinking about twinky lonely season one buck who’d just joined the 118. versus big beautiful beefcake season 8 buck after nearly a decade with bobby, hen, and chim, with his sister, with eddie and chris. so yeah, clifford the big red bisexual growing and growing and growing because their love for him is so damn big.

[rainscenes]

He's harmless. Mostly. (buck's version)

[buckaroo989]

Guy's here me out, ok. His house is falling apart because he's falling apart. He does not belong in el paso. BRING EDDIE AND CHRIS HOME!!!!!!!

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Tommy: Let's give the newest member of the 126 a warm welcome.

Eddie: Thank you, Captain Vega.

Judd: We're really happy to have you working with us, Hollywood.

Marjan: Wait, if you're here, does that mean your husband is gonna join too?

Eddie: My wha-

Mateo: Buck is joining as well? Let's gooo!

Paul: Please excuse them, they're insane.

[bye-bye-sugar-blue-eyes]

Buck: I once had a crush on someone and didn't know how to handle it so I just filled their car with heart shaped confetti.

Eddie: Really? Someone once pranked me by filling my car up with heart shaped confetti. What a coincidence!

Buck: ...

Buck: Fascinating. Excuse me, I need to go scream into my locker for a bit.

[babygirl-diaz]

Buck: Did you guys see that? The way I found and saved this little guy? Tell me, one of you got it on camera. Eddie: I'll put you on camera, alright. With the title "Local firefighter killed by his best friend for being a dumbass and putting his life in danger." Bobby: Hen: Chimney: Buck: Buck: That made about as much sense as you kissing your dead wife's doppelganger.

[bilosan]

listener eddie diaz

[getyourhoseinthegame]

Buck: if you kill someone in the living room, is it still ok to call it the living room?

Eddie: no. Now go to sleep

Buck: who delivers the mailman's mail?

Eddie: I love you, but please go to sleep

Buck: fine…

Buck: …

Buck: one more! if a kid is bad and wants coal what does Santa do?

Eddie: if I didn't love you I'd kill you right now

This one doesn’t fit as well because I truly believe that Eddie would happily listen to Bucks yapping for hours but everyone has a breaking point I suppose.