the Worst™

im really sad and i like sleeping//virgo libra cusp//ask me a question

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[elliespectacular]

ask not for whom the bell tolls, I don,t fucking knoww

[bucktoothwalrus]

You still on here?

unfortunately lmfao, who's asking? hmu

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[excurseon]

yeah i’m ok ….. it’s just [recurring thought i’ve had since 2014]

[kosmogrl]

[beardedmrbean]

[thwrangis]

they call me kennedy the way i splatter on this woman

[becherdireinen]

trust that everything will fall into place without you forcing it there.

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— via @juneacademia

[nixscriptum]

destined to chase sunsets in different skies.

[animalwoonz]

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

[alaimo]

Is that…… them

[goatguy7399]

YALL THERES MORE TO THE SERIES

[erikalynae]

My new mission in life is to impart this wisdom to as many people as possible

[aprillikesthings]

IT'S ALSO USEFUL IF YOU HAVE TMJ DISORDER

in both cases: always start on the lowest setting and wrapped in something soft!! if it hurts, stop!!

But, re: sinuses: look up a diagram of where they are, and when a spot feels particularly good or is particularly congested, hold it there longer. Definitely keep tissues handy for when it drains. Also it can help if your sinuses hurt like fuck but aren't actually congested (which happened when I had covid), but the effect doesn't last long.

Re: TMJ disorder: You can just push it against the joint, obviously; if your vibe has a small contact point you can REALLY dig in there (but again: stop if it hurts). But don't forget the whole area around the joint, around your ears, and up your scalp. There's a lot of muscles that tighten when your jaw is tight/stiff/in pain. Be especially careful when on a spot that's just skin over a bone without a lot of padding.

[downwarddingo]

vibrators can also help if you have restless legs syndrome! Especially ones with fancy pulse patterns. When my RLS is severe I tuck them behind my knees or wherever & can finally lie still & sleep. You might need to wrap them in fabric to avoid skin irritation ymmv. There was even a paper published somewhere called "counter stimulatory devices for RLS" that was hilariously vague about saying the word "vibrator"

[chicago-geniza]

Once again adding also useful if you have dystonia or any kind of muscle spasticity. I have cervical dystonia (neck spasms) and dystonia in my left leg that's essentially like persistent Charley horse cramps from my neuromuscular issues and bought a Hitachi expressly for this purpose lol

[crypticcripple]

A vibrator has been recommended to me to unblock clogged milk ducts for anyone that may apply to

[gothiccharmschool]

I learned about the sinus thing and immediately bought a vibrator for that purpose. And yes, it DOES help with sinus headaches. 

[digiweed]

I use mine to cum as well

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[mothgirlballs]

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

[theygender]

[radiofreederry]

[cherrystrawberrie]

I`m not gonna explain myself

[manga-and-stuff]

[red-mercer]

Something something equivalent exchange

[mollyjames]

In order to get the best of both worlds, one must first offer something of equal value