[fixielixie]

thinking about shane waiting really patiently to say a joke he came up with in his head and he thinks it’s such a good one and he’s really excited to say it. he attempts to really nonchalantly drop it in but there isn’t a good spot to until finally he gets his perfect set up and says it and everyone laughs and he’s just sitting back, so pleased like 🙂 thinking ‘good job, shane’

[fixielixie]

[wingsseni]

"somewhere in the future ilya wakes up one day and randomly decides to get a buzzcut and then their kids can't stop touching his head cause it feels soft"

"meanwhile shane going through the 5 stages of grief over his curls"

another doodle, paired with something i tweeted last month <3

[allesfresser]

Oh baby

[cuppydogshane]

shane was a runner as a kid. someone once asked what his name was when he was 3 or 4 and he answered "Shane Hollander Come Back"

[parcai]

thinking also abt shane post-outing having to relearn how to be a guy in public who isn't performing straightness 24/7 and just. being SO bad at casual. like his whole personality pre-fanmail was "polite but distant, disciplined, unknowable" and now he doesn't have to hide anything and he has NO IDEA what a normal amount of hand-on-ilya's-back is in public. :') which is sorta sweet but also oaughhhh

so he’s just standing in a grocery store like: is 2 minutes of hand on ilya’s back normal or is that insane. is that nothing. is that divorce behavior. & then two aisles later he’s just absentmindedly mouthing at ilya’s throat in the cereal section like they’re back in a marriott at 1am and someone’s uber is outside in six minutes and they r running out of time again even though they’re not

every instinct he has for affection....finite & filthy...bc that's all they ever had. his body doesn't know what to do with the surplus lol (let's all cry). thus no in btwn.

crucially ilya finds this hilarious & hot and does not comment. yay shane being unhinged plsplsplspls

[maybe-flora]

it will forever be a little insane to me how ilya rozanov, born and raised in russian, total jock/party bro, father-is-police-brother-is-police guy, somehow has never had an ounce of internalized homophobia in his body. canonically just saw being bi as an extra opportunity for hot sex. started experimenting with guys at 16 and simply never questioned it. and like yeah he’s a top but it’s also so clear that he does not see being a bottom as a demeaning or less masculine thing in the slightest. this man goes on to wear leopard shirts and booty shorts and flicks his hands gayfully and makes gay jokes at his jock colleagues and being tender with other men is like second nature to him and He’s actually the one to makes the ‘oh are you scared of being gay?’ ‘cuz I thought you might be gay when you were sucking my dick’ jokes.

this man this mannnn i want to pick his brain apart with a tweezer

[vesnuszki]

ilya rozanov naked as the day he was born under the showers with his dick in his hand looking directly at the camera: This is a Love Story

[omgcheckplease]

Bitty after watching Beyonce’s VMA Performance 2016. [x]

[argillaforma]

if anything ilya is the guy with a 5 step curl routine and shane has been using the same brand of shampoo that yuna bought him when he was 15

[shanyshko]

"shane is the wife" "no ilya is the wife" i think the point is actually that they're both men

[hornylittlecoyote]

I do see people sometimes respond to the sitcom mom shane/sitcom dad ilya stuff by basically saying "no you see shane is the husband and ILYA is the wife actually" which is also wrong lol

[1410-1221-dec2008]

[grabmyboner]

i like to think ilya rozanov would be 50 cent level of hater rage baiter to everyone he despises yknow what i mean

[grabmyboner]

here are some 50 cent tweets i believe ilya could have tweeted

[bugslibraryy]

Shane holding Ilyas handsome face in his big ass hands, cradling it, his fingertips into his curls, palms at his jaw and he’s leant down over him, from where Ilya is laying in his lap, kissing over his face like “mwah mwah mwah” everywhere he can cover and when he pulls back Ilya shakes his head a little and mutters “more” and Shane sighs and then says “okay” and starts his kisses kisses kisses all over again. He’ll stop when Ilya says it’s all better

[gaygoatshane]

#myshane

[gaynehollander]

Shane would safeword and then be like "why'd you stop?"

[thisfeebleheart]

when Shane takes over and arranges Ilya's legs...