[hotvampireadjacent]

online job application: what would you do if there were only 2 lifeboats left

A: lovingly give them both to 1 customer and die

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”

Photo/caption by The Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs

[tulparightsactivist]

Look at this fucking chad

[saltrat88]

Damn.

[houstonwehaveadog]

Australia is a foreign planet.

[lampfaced]

[dryadgirlie]

[kaijuno]

Hey Episode WHAT THE FUCK

[conbuzzled]

Alternate universe Ratatouille

[snoozaga]

[kingmanlet]

Ratacoochie

[realshinjiikari]

This post shot me in the chest twice

[abandonedbarn-deactivated202005]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[ahhthelegend]

not you

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

Yo that’s a good ass point!!!

[losferwords]

[d-exclamation]

Every time I see this, I am reminded that it is the single greatest joke in the history of the written or spoken word.

[iminthetunnels]

[hustlerose]

some of you don’t understand that top/bottom are words to describe gay sex and it shows

[nct127s]

top/bottom ≠ dom/sub

[lobsterandskittles]

top/bottom =/= masc/femme

[monokuma-eats-sjws-for-breakfast]

Well. Thanks for bringing up gay sex at this time in the morning. I REALLY wanted to think about that. Guess I’m gonna have to have some craazy sex with my wife so I can get these images out of my  head!

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

well you’re gonna have to wait because i’m fucking your wife right now

[shaoaon]

LMAOOOO

[the-sapphic-raven]

[ai-yo]

Anytime there is an older fucking weirdo on here they have the longest fucking paragraph of nonsense. Like that 40 Yr old that reylo shipper that made up a weird story about crepes and shit.

[animation-s]

[221cbakerstreet]

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

[satandotgov]

how can you post that and not include the video

[moved--306389]

I’M FUCKING WHEEZING

[guardianbastard]

*several seconds of feral snarls*

“great, great yeah that was good”

[transm3d]

I liTERaLLY CAnT BTeAtHE

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[verballthenouns]

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

[pk9614]

IT’S BACK

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

free lil cuh

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

he out🙏🏽

[lindsaychrist]

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

[strawberryzachary]

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

[lindsaychrist]

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

[broken-sunbeams]

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said what it was

[troyesivan]

this post is such a fucking mess

[omega-level-negro]

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

[jevilcore]

Apparently this is controversial but if you’ll die without something it should be free lol

Food should be free

Water should be free

Shelter should be free

[jevilcore]

Healthcare should also be free

If you disagree with any of these things, you’re not welcome here. Block me, you’re a freak

[willowofthehearth]

Dental should be included as part of free healthcare because dental IS healthcare.

[snommelp]

People treat dental like it’s cosmetic but, like, a tooth infection can cause a heart attack.

[party-slug]

nooo dont unionize, youre so profitable aha

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[perkistani]

[skinoutqueen]

Y’all consider people to be too sensitive nowadays but have you ever considered that maybe the things you say aren’t as light hearted as you think and that you sound like a fucking dickhead ?

[pancakeke]

me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)

GPS: what the FUCK did you do