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Love Begins
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@bugattackwrites
@someloserinajaywig's writing sideblog ⋆。°✩
⋆。°✩ BugAttack on AO3
I write: ⋆。°✩
nsfw
longfics
headcanons
⋆。°✩ i take requests!!
a little about me: ⋆。°✩
adult
sleepy
mostly into sdv
hey. hey. don’t cry. stardew valley x white lotus fic in my drafts. okay?
Happy Sambastian Sunday!
I'm bringing things back to the Time After Time AU for this week, and we're joining Sam, Sebastian and now fifteen-year-old Kendra for some teen angsty and complicated family relationships.
And Sebastian Makes Three - Annetastic - Stardew Valley (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
Summary: Sebastian has to play bad guy when Sam is at work, reminding his stepdaughter that she's grounded. Kendra reacts as a typical teenager would.
Excerpt: "Ugh!" Kendra groaned, glaring at him. "Yoba this fucking sucks," she added, stomping past him back towards the kitchen.
"Language, Frog," Sebastian said automatically, knowing that Sam wouldn't let her swear either.
"You sound just like Daddy," Kendra retorted, grabbing her backpack. "Well news flash, Uncle Seb: You're not my father and you never will be!"
Have you read hazy eyes, slutty highs by @bugattackwrites?
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
So... have you read this fic?
Yes - I have read this fic!
No - I haven't read this fic.
This was another anonymous recommendation:
basically, seb gets sam really high and fucks him. consensually.
Have you read Land of Gods and Monsters by @annetastic1981a and @5cs-fanart-and-misc?
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
So... have you read this fic?
Yes - I have read this fic!
No - I haven't read this fic.
This fic was recommended by @orangemochafrapp: (you'll need an AO3 account to read it)
This absolute "monster" of a fic is nothing short of thrilling and exciting! Magic, smut, a complicated relationship, an incredible OC. This is truly one of my favourites!
Sambastian Week 2026!
I'm 100% normal about the Sam/Sebastian ship for Stardew Valley, and in June, you can be too! Introducing Sambastian Week 2026! Running from June 7-13th, it's a no-pressure, just-for-fun event centered around Pelican Town's skater boy and emo "just good friends".
All submissions are welcome - fics, drabbles, ficlets, art, cartoons, doodles.
If you're ao3 inclined, the collection can be found here (it will be open closer to the date): Sambastian Week 2026 | Archive of Our Own
Otherwise, you can use the tag #Sambastian Week 2026 and I will do my best to reblog any entries.
Shout out to @egggargler @halixius @ladytrashpaws @eemamminy-art @caelwynn @hullygeee and @astellus for your help in getting this out of my imagination and into existence! And a special thank you to @theasnewgroove who originally discussed a Sambastian week back in 2025! This wouldn't exist without you!
obsessed with how if u talk to Shane at Joja it's like "shane is working hard and doesn't want to talk" but if u talk to Sam it says "Sam is working, better not get him in trouble" like his ass will be down to chat IMMEDIATELY and lose all sense of time or what it is he's supposed to be doing
right over here (why can’t you see me?) ⋆。°✩
a byler story
summary:
There's only one person whose eyes he wants to look into. He isn't sober enough to deny it anymore.
OR
Alone in New York for a few days, Mike ventures out clubbing in search of a familiar face. He’s not sure what to do when he finds it.
Ao3:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77467296/chapters/202857731
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seeding, sprouting, blooming ⋆。°✩
a byler confession story
summary:
"Accept yourself?" Mike echoes.
Time stops short. A long, low exhale hangs tensely in the air.
"Come on, Mike," Will mumbles eventually. "You know."
OR
S5E4 'Sorcerer' from Mike's perspective, and then some.
ao3 link:
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Meet Our Writers
This week's spotlighted guild member is Gen!
AO3: BugAttack
Tumblr: @someloserinajaywig
Age: Adult
Pronouns: Any
Guild Member since: Mar 2025
Fun Fact about yourself? The 'bug' in all my usernames is a reference to the game Night in the Woods! It's Angus' nickname for Gregg and I just thought it was really cute.
How long have you been writing fanfiction? Oh gosh, probably about a decade! I grew up writing on Wattpad, stopped for a couple of years in my late teens, and maybe a year or two ago jumped ship over to ao3
Favourite SDV character to write? Sam! I latched onto him in 2016 when I started playing the game and never let go lol
Favourite tropes/genre to write? Broadly, NSFW - but I'm a sucker for friends to lovers, and I love a good college au (though I've yet to write one!)
Your most popular SDV fanfic? "Keep Going" is a sweet Sambastian nsfw that is partially about them screwing around and partially about them being tooth-rottingly in love. It's also (I think) the first time I explored depicting Sam as trans!
Your SDV underdog fic you wish more people would give a chance? I'm gonna put forward my Stardew Challengers au "when you leave me I should die." This was one of those fics that bounced around in my head for months before I was able to get it onto paper, and it is full of sweaty men and Hate-Yearning™ galore.
Hear me out: I will never write Kent as abusive or homophobic! To me he's just a guy who's been through a lot who's doing his best.
We are very lucky to have someone as talented as Gen as one of our number. If you check out her fics, please be sure to kudos and comment to show your support for small artists and writers.
If you write Stardew Valley fanfiction and would like to join our guild, please message this blog for an invite!
Credit to @lily-alphonse & @saradika for the banners
Please see AO3 for additional tags. Reader discretion is advised as always.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Have you read pretty girl (Stardew Valley)?
Yes, I am/was in the fandom
Yes, but I’m not in the fandom
No, but I’m in the fandom
No, I’m not in the fandom
Summary: He thinks that must be why he feels so comfortable letting Seb defile him like this: inviting him to enact his most shameful of fantasies. He knows that they’re opposite ends of a magnet, cool north and simmering south, inexplicably drawn to one another no matter what. Nothing could keep them apart. He feels like a fucking moron for ever worrying about what his boyfriend might have thought about him when the way they feel about each other transcends the entire universe. or Four times Sam experiments with wearing a skirt, and one time he gets his brains fucked out in one.
Author: @bugattackwrites
Submitter: @annetastic1981a
Note from submitter: One of my absolute favourites (among many) from this writer!
Meet Our Writers
This week's spotlighted guild member is Hali!
AO3: halixius
Tumblr: @halixius
Age: 36
Pronouns: Any
Guild Member since: Mar 2025
Fun Fact about yourself? I used to do wildlife rehab. I was the "rabies and raptors" caretaker, meaning I handled the bats, raccoons, skunks, hawks, owls, falcons, and several other animals. The most treasured experience of my life was raising a baby bat, Bitty, from newborn.
How long have you been writing fanfiction? I started this little journey nine months ago, Feb 2025, when the brain worms latched on and wouldn't let go. Never thought I'd make it this far, and now I hope I can stick around for the long haul.
Favourite SDV character to write? Sebastian (but shoutout to Leah, I need to write more of my wife)
Favourite tropes/genre to write? Slice of Life, Toxic Relationships, Hurt/Comfort, Crack Taken Seriously
Your most popular SDV fanfic? Technically it's the original "High Enough", but I'm linking the rewritten version as the original has since been buried. It's my only published smut currently, an angsty and toxic encounter between Sebastian/M!Farmer. Mind the tags!
Your SDV underdog fic you wish more people would give a chance? "No Use Crying Over Spilled Tea"! Elliott returns to the Stardrop Saloon after getting blackout drunk the night before. He's on a mission to uncover the identity of the beautiful soul he had spent the night with, certain that this mystery person could be the love of his life.
Hear me out: You get what you give. Not in a perfect ratio, but if you want engagement, you have to put yourself out there. Connect with people, read fics, leave comments and kudos, engage in discussions, help in brainstorming sessions. Be grateful and show up for the people that do give you their time and attention, rather than longing for those that don't. Community is far more important and fulfilling than "fame".
Lastly, any other fandoms you write for? I'm starting to get into the wild world of Don't Eat The Cashier!
We are very lucky to have someone as talented as Hali as one of our number. If you check out their fics, please be sure to kudos and comment to show your support for small artists and writers.
If you write Stardew Valley fanfiction and would like to join our guild, please message this blog for an invite!
Credit to @lily-alphonse & @saradika for the banners
Please see AO3 for additional tags. Reader discretion is advised as always.
Let Down ⋆。°✩
(a Sambastian preview!!)
I ended up falling off of Kinktober sooner than I wanted to due to some issues in my personal life - you can find the ones I did post here if you’re interested - but in the meantime I’ve been working on a longer-form fic which is a bit more grungy and angsty. The first chapter has been through about 3 rewrites but I’m finally feeling happy enough with it to share some.
Below the cut you will find the first 400 words of my new baby. I hope you enjoy! ⋆。°✩
I sincerely doubt I'm going to have a chance to write anything for Kinktober this year, but if you're interested in kink I've written in the past, I have the following Stardew Valley fics (all Sam/Sebastian unless otherwise stated, all are rated E):
Sebastian's Winter Star Present - Annetastic - Stardew Valley (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own] Accidental bondage
Sam's Very Bad Day - Annetastic - Stardew Valley (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own] Praise kink
Love Bites - Annetastic - Stardew Valley (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own] Biting All Tied Up - Annetastic - Stardew Valley (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own] Bondage Stilettos and Fishnets - Annetastic - Stardew Valley (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own] Sebastian in stilettos and fishnets Land of Gods and Monsters - Chapter 1 - Annetastic, Five_seas - Stardew Valley (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own] Co-written with @5cs-fanart-and-misc - featuring our OC Myriah, Sam and Sebastian Pick your poison... including Puppy Play, Tail Sex, Food Play These Seconds When I'm Shaking - Annetastic - Stardew Valley (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own] Featuring the OC Myriah I share with @5cs-fanart-and-misc, Sam and Sebastian Tail sex
NSFW - MINORS DNI!!
Day 2: Finger Sucking ⋆。°✩
ao3 link here!
excerpt and summary under the cut!!
NSFW - MINORS DNI!!
Day 1: Masturbation ⋆。°✩
ao3 link here!
excerpt and summary under the cut!!
sdv bachelors & their bedroom preferences ⋆。°✩
minors DNI!
contains: references to sex, kinks, other nsfw themes, g/n! partner