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Among us babies day care

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

Screaming crying because I hate every piracy guide I come across on here.

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

HERE IT IS

https://easyussr.neocities.org/guides.html

check out my piracy guide GOGOGOGO

STEAL MAIM KILL!!!

https://easyussr.neocities.org/guides.html

https://easyussr.neocities.org/guides.html

tell me if i got any more splainin todo. i am open to suggestions. reblog this so more people can pirate. DO IT!

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

THE REVIEWS ARE IN

thank you so much for the support over the last three days! i got over 10k hits on the website!!!

i wish i could upload faster/more often but i have been busy & tired. i did make a number of small updates today though! including links to VPN leak checks, where to find roms and emulators, more torrenting sites, and a small dictionary section that has VERY SIMPLE definitions of some words that i used.

[gorps]

This is legit the only piracy guide I've seen on tumblr that is not full of terrible advice go read and do this rn or else

[cloverscry]

i am not immune to characters plastered on top of text posts, so… have some gavv sillies

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the constable trifled in my affairs so I ambushed him and his associates with a pneumatic cannon packed with fentanyl. it was a flyby affair, facilitated by my marvelous clockwork flying machine

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.

[aries-of-spades]

[littleguysdaily]

[f3v3r-dr3am]

[littleguysdaily]

[littleguysdaily]

[clownboybebop]

[littleguysdaily]

[picture-scrungler]

[littleguysdaily]

[wyrmoftheweb]

[littleguysdaily]

[thebelovedlion]

[paintbrushofthetoontown]

[littleguysdaily]

[blueburied]

please.

[littleguysdaily]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[littleguysdaily]

[alchemyandmagic]

[littleguysdaily]

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

when this image is completely unrecognizable i will get this on a t-shirt

[littleguysdaily]

[terrania]

[littleguysdaily]

[theribthatgrewback]

@i-make-images-moldy

[i-make-images-moldy]

tumblr reinvents "expand dong"

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

@thisdastampdoesnotexist

[blogname214]

[littleguysdaily]

[molten222-deactivated20251128]

[littleguysdaily]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[tartrazeen]

I love the part where someone obscures the middle, then someone else goes back and excavates the more higher resolution version without that shenanigan, yet absorbs some element of it dutifully

Another chip in the Boss Baby's chocolate cookie

[littleguysdaily]

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

[probablysomethingtm]

Lmao we have to fucking destroy this company are you fucking kidding me with this shit

Google Search as you know it is over | TechCrunch

Google is transforming Search from a list of links into an AI-powered experience filled with conversational answers, autonomous agents, and

[probablysomethingtm]

Remember that xkcd about how Google searches are shit now? What if we made them even worse for no reason?

[probablysomethingtm]

I will vote for any candidate who promises to go scorched fucking earth on every tech company. Break every single one of them up into companies based around a single product and then split those in thirds. Weaponize existing antitrust laws to the hilt and pass the most draconian versions of them ever seen on this planet. Nationalize google search specifically. Pass consumer privacy protections strict enough to kill the data harvesting industry for good. Make all of these fuckers go bankrupt for this rent-seeking shit

[probablysomethingtm]

[scifiseries]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[ralfmaximus]

I have no soul and I must scream.

[kaz2y5tiel]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[markovchaingang]

nonthreatening suffragette boy just sent you a daguerrotype of his penis

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[women-loving-art]

Gloria Anzaldúa, from Borderlands / La Frontera: The New Mestiza

[nowwesaidit]

Snake’s mouth:

[buffyfknlo]

Communication is key

[giragirameganedan]

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

[dicaeopolis]

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

[spaceyalien]

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

[daisenseiben]

I’ve been a UFO enthusiast for 2/3rds of my life and this is the most convincing alien encounters story I have ever heard.

[should-be-sleeping]

[dicaeopolis]

Happy just-over-ten-years to this post. Early in its life, it was viewed by a seventeen-year-old aspiring astronomer who DESPISED it, thought it was the dumbest Space Post ever, got mad every time it crossed her dash. But this wasn’t anybody I knew, and she did the mature thing and didn’t send any hate mail about it, and went off and got her whole entire astrophysics degree without me ever finding out. So how do I know about this person’s deep dislike for this post? BECAUSE. I have, at press time, been sleeping next to her for three and a half years