kid lol I dont know you

[dogpuppy]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[vintar]

there's this one gay porn studio i'm subscribed to email updates for just because i am never prepared for what each email contains

pretentious gay sluts i am very fond of you

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[gayfather]

the mediocre gatsby

[newtgeiszler]

the decent wall of china 

[gayfather]

the ok depression

[failstun]

alright britain

[lovett91]

The mildly interesting barrier reef

[incipient]

somewhat fulfilled expectations. 

[duplen7icy]

catherine the ordinary

[abominationimperatrix]

the satisfactory white shark

[demi-shoggoth]

Alexander the Fine

[a-book-of-creatures]

passable pyrenees

[asingularcanadian]

the meh lakes

[the-quasar-hero]

The average pryamids of Giza

[slightlyspooky]

Fiction is Bad and Wrong because the people in it are Real, and forcing them to exist is a violation of their consent (you can't ask them for consent before they exist)

[slightlyspooky]

Fiction is also Wrong because it's Lying

[slightlyspooky]

Non-fiction is bad because any statement of fact is first filtered through the bias of the author

[slightlyspooky]

Looking at pictures of people is wrong because they're younger in the photo, which makes it an idealization of youth

[slightlyspooky]

Including some people is worse, because then you're excluding everyone else

[ouroborosorder]

honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”

[ouroborosorder]

One of my dream projects has an NPC with a dog, and if you try to pet it, the owner tells you not to do that. If you try again, it bites you and you take damage. I want to do this entirely because I genuinely believe that this would make me feel way more grounded in the world than any “click button to see cute animation” would ever do, and also it would be really funny to have a game where people lose their runs because they tried to pet a dog they were told not to pet

[catgirldragon]

[sistertaxon]

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[giritina]

Kind of question your therapist asks you when you thought you just said something normal

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

when the curse is lifted

[damnhotpocket]

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

[communeist]

THEY ARE

[crematedequally]

when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

[screamingbug]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[screamingbug]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[modogoblin]

[certifiedgirlthing]

[the-quasar-hero]

Ungentrified version

[themainspoon]

[dustyoldclock]

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.