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I live in a nice hollowed out log with my wife and our five children. These funny posts help me relax after a long day at the office, I hope you enjoy them too!!

[lokisuggestion]

Im at sea world

[lokisuggestion]

Like im in the tank

[valtsv]

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

[valtsv]

[higgzorz]

i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly

[huffylemon]

[looking4myson]

My brother died cuz he shrunk after hitting the bong and he died from being too small

[crewstinitortellini-deactivated]

[maxknightley]

Absolutely love this post. Think of it every time I use a wooden spoon

[everythingfox]

Pingu

[striders]

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

[inthefallofasparrow]

Guys, we were so wrong. We've been misinterpreting horse plinko all along. It's a three-dimensional scene, but depicted without depth perspective. The round things are actually hay bales in a field leading off into the distance and the horse is weaving between them as it moves towards us, with the fire in the foreground.

[inthefallofasparrow]

Thank you, 'sperm flagellar control' side of 'horse plinko lore' tumblr

[cipheramnesia]

I cannot, cannot stress enough how difficult this sort of interaction is to find outside Tumblr.

[anxietyproblem]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[rosarrie]

australian birds

[afraid-of-the-dark]

A comic I quickly scribbled

[chronicconfusion]

[penguintim]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

“dont wish ill upon a stranger” is great advice but remember if someone has slighted you they are no longer a stranger but an enemy ❤️ i hope this helps

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

!!! CONTROVERSIAL OPINION INCOMING … WATCH OUT !!!

There could be trees on the moon and we just can’t see them with our telescopes. After all, how many telescopes were designed to look at trees?

[maxknightley]

Our eyes are very good at seeing trees, and I’ve seen the moon many times. Where would they be?

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe your eyes are good at seeing trees that you’ve seen, but the moon probably has trees that you haven’t seen. I mean, think about it. All the trees you’ve ever seen in your life are trees that you have seen… for all you know, you could be completely blind to trees that you haven’t seen

[liquidstar]

this has been in my drafts for two years and i cant bring myself to delete it or post it like thats his home

[liquidstar]

the tags on this post are gonna fucking kill me