Bulbasaurusrex

don't rlly have a subject gonna be all over the place

[deceasedcardinal]

[iluvsatc]

[pagliahater]

[art-is-art-is-art]

Chekhov wrote it before Camus

[andysambcrg]

- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

[solarspectrums]

hi guys here is my death note oc

[quantumshade]

“black cat crossing your path is bad luck” untrue actually!! it’s good luck because i get to see a kitty. hope this helps!

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[pru-dle]

Maybe I was better off dead.

There was a mini trend going on in TikTok and I had to perfect victim to participate with ❤️

[obiwobikenobi-deactivated202605]

Beyond Valinor I have never seen or heard, save that of a surety there are the dark waters of the Outer Seas, that have no tides, and they are very cool and thin, that no boat can sail upon their bosom or fish swim within their depths, save the enchanted fish of Ulmo and his magic car.

The Book of Lost Tales - JRR Tolkien

I can only assume that car has a secondary meaning that I, as a non-native English speaker, don't know of... Because all I imagine right now is

[butchcorgi]

help me they are putting my cats in situations

[donuteater13]

Reblog to kill it faster

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[yourscreechingruinscollector]

This is to good to get buried in the tags

[theconcealedweapon]

[abrightcrux-deactivated20250828]

a treasure found antiquing today

[thegryffe]

these?

[grievingwithnoreason]

THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

[what-even-is-thiss]

The most sure sign that someone doesn’t know much about poetry is when they insist that poetry has to rhyme.

And the most sure sign that someone is a little too pretentious about poetry is when they say that they hate rhyming poetry.

[fallhound]

Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

[pezpenser205]

(source)

god youre so true rn

[inthesensethat]

[hexthelex-deactivated20250420]

This is true btw

[letmeliedown]

the podcast If Books Could Kill has a really great episode on the original book and its legacy! just a bunch of misogynist evangelical bullshit really

[cherishedproperty]

I want to clarify something kind of important because this kinda used to be my field. The concept that people express and feel love in different ways, and that this might lead to misunderstandings, IS something with scientific merit. The idea that there are just five and we know what they are is NOT. The idea that people have a primary love language is NOT.

In science, we have a saying. All models are wrong, but some are useful. That’s how I see the love languages framework. It is inherently flawed, but some of its concepts are useful. Communicate with your partner what makes you feel loved and understand what makes them feel loved. Understand how your partner shows love. There is immense value in that. But don’t over-index on which one of the five you are. That part doesn’t matter.

[halfa-ghost]

Danny phantom is trending on Twitter right now because KSI called him ben 10 oh my god my life is not real

[rubykgrant]