[derovalfnolem]

i’m lactose intolerant:(

dont care

[sullenhighstar]

Phantom troupe manga colorings!

[campyvillain]

if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit

[campyvillain]

best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)

[campyvillain]

THERES EVEN SMALLER ONES ARE YOU SERIOUS

[shiopomu-remade]

Rhythm game player: how are you today

Someone: Good

Rhythm game player:

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[vanillacorpse]

i was walking to ensemble class and this dhdhdkdjjdid CAR pulls up and rolls down the driver’s window and im like… right ok. and this middle aged man with a foreign accent greets me with “you know, you look really kind!” and i’m like?? thanks!? and hes like “yeah i like to say that to people who look kind. not many do.” and then he points at himself and is like “do *i* look kind to you? many people tell me i don’t!” and i’m like no you look kind to me!!? and he LAUGHS and says “well i’m actually mean!” and DRIVES OFF??????????

[bogleech]

Petition to replace all catcalling with whatever this is

[best-of-memes]

[saintsideways]

this one’s a keeper

[1-800-i-love-you]

I have queued this since June 19th

[aggravatedvincevaughn]

Me as a husband

[thatsthat24]

[panda-charlotka]

It’s just like that one episode of Gumball in which they didn’t know what Nicole wanted them to celebrate

[isawagirlinmydreamsss]

Happy birthday

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

[sangononya-kokomeow]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while...

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one...

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

oh heck I forgot to reblob this this year.

[gifsboom]

[plutosgrl]

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

[todaysbird]

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

[archouai]

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

[nicetobealive-deactivated201710]

click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like

[nerdgul]

*if ur on moble screenshot it

[nerdqueenkat]

[angelicguy]

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

[gunsandfireandshit]

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

[dylanobrienisbatman]

“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

Non-confrontational cowboy: “SURE AINT!” *sprints away*

[mantismiyuki]

Dragonslayer

[mantismiyuki]

One of my two new cat eyed mantises!

[mantismiyuki]

hierodula venosa female  💖