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[lordsmaf]

[thenatsdorf]

MA? MAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAM?!?!…MAAAA oh there you are!” (via)

[drtanner]

The IMMEDIATE change in the tone of the meow when he sees her, oh my god.

[youmaycallmeyourhighness]

Yeah

[carnifexxer]

I’m sorry but out of context this is really fucking funny

[headspace-hotel]

I’m going to assume that he went to hell, met Satan and realized the guy was just a fucking loser

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

That’s literally what happened though, when he was in the coma he had a near death experience where he went to hell and found out Satan looked like a Jabba The Hutt-esque monster who vomited blood all over him for being too lazy (I am not making this up) and then he woke up and he was like “you know, satanic metal is still a banger but that guy sucks”. 

[jbk405]

Never meet your heroes.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Out of context this is really fucking funny but in context it’s a million times funnier

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[bartziefluff]

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

[tuntematonkorppi]

tumblr black out poetry

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[babyanimalgifs]

Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby

(Source)

[ups-dogs]

videos like this are the reason i love tumblr

[soracities]

the way ivan aivazovsky looks at the sea…i think…i think that’s what love looks like.

[soracities]

love is surrounding yourself with people who see you this clearly

[ataehone]

Still the freakiest fact about him is that despite being as tall as a person or more, he banged out these beauties in a day or two at most (and smaller ones ina matter of hours). The longest he spent on a painting, at age 81, to make his largest ever painting, was TEN DAYS:

It is 2.9×4.3 meters large. That’s 9'4"×14'1" for people in other measurement systems. It’s HUGE. There are artists out there that spend years on paintings much smaller than this. He was not one of them.

He also didn’t only paint the sea, but he MOSTLY painted the sea. Very few people could draw light filtering through waves the way this guy did and apparently it was tied into his layering technique that allowed him to paint so goddamn fast.

He is obviously my most favorite painter ever.

[soracities]

!!!

[cikero]

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

wanna see my favorite sculpture?

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

That’s fucking rad

[astrodidact]

[memecucker]

huh i wonder if the CIA took any offense at Kennedy saying that

[sharper-and-bigger]

[herotox20-deactivated20210706]

[theehorsepussie]

Strut Bitch!

[odinsblog]

Amazon needs a worker’s union and multiple law suits.

[guerrillatech]

[kendrysaneela]

This is why I love the “Covid is faked” conspiracies. Like really?? You think the WHOLE WORLD is working together THAT EFFICIENTLY?? Even the countries that hate each other? Wow cheers for the optimism

[geijutsu1]

Look up the manhattan project you dipshits

[sashibunbun]

You mean the project where the only reason there was any secrecy was that none of the people had any part of the wide reaching project (Oppenheimer, Einstein, and all the others were pretty much kept way away from eachother) and was almost brought down as a secret in the group by one of the guys being an amateur safe cracker? That Manhattan Project?

The one where everybody near Los Alamos knew that something big was happening, because they were actively hiring during the War?

The one that had so many close calls to they're working on some kind of bomb that by the time the war was over you had people involved blabbing, to the point the Rosenbergs happened?

THAT Manhattan Project?

[dixkens]

The Manhattan project, the one that the editor of a science fiction magazine (I think it was Astounding) figured out was happening because all the physicists who subscribed suddenly changed their addresses to Los Alamos?

That Manhattan project?

[tabitha1917]

[amnhnyc]

Here’s a Fossil Friday for Day 4 of 12 Days of Sharks! For over a century, people kept finding spiral fossils of tooth whorls. Some wondered if they might be ammonites that looked like giant snails. But in fact, these fossils were all that remained of an extinct shark relative called Helicoprion! It lived during the Permian some 299–251 million years ago. Where did these tooth whorls attach to the rest of the body? No one knew until 2013, when CT scans revealed that the tooth whorl connected to the lower jaw. However, what the rest of the fish was shaped like remains a mystery. Photo: D. Finnin/ © AMNH

#sharks #shark #fossils #amnh #naturalhistory (at American Museum of Natural History) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXo4InKPgZJ/?utm_medium=tumblr