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Oih miten ihanan hirveää yrittää kirjottaa seksikohtausta suomeksi. Englanniksi se on vähän gringeä joo, mutta suomen osalta sanasto on jääny jonnekin Jallun ja Kallen sivuille. Joita todella arvostan, haluan tuoda sen takaisin ja tuntea, että oon syntynyt väärälle vuosikymmenelle, kun en voi lähetellä tuhmia kirjoituksiani lehtiin ja tienata niillä paria markkaa.

Tää on nyt vähän tämmöstä se meni sinne -huttua, ku en tiedä pilaako tunnelman jos puhun asioista niiden oikeilla nimillä. Yhden kerran käytin sanaa kalu. Hirveää. Kalu, kyrpä, muna, jorma, jortikka, meisseli, kanki, panna, nussia, puikottaa, reikä, riemurasia, pillu, vittu, römpsä, kolo, märkä, valua, kosteutta, limaa, tuotosta, hanuri, pakarat, perse, takapuoli, takamus, nuolla, imeä, liukasta, lentää, ruikkia, liukua, työntää, vetää, ottaa, antaa, saada, muodot, tissit, tisut, tisulit, rinnat, pulleat purjeet ja mahtava peräsin

Kuka näitä voi ottaa todesta saatana

kjuares

Op ymmärrän mitä tarkotat ja mitä haet takaa

Mut tää postauksen loppuosa vaan kuulostaa tältä:

kallonkutittaja

Käytän fraasia "tuli vähän oksennusta suuhun" turhan liberaalisti, mutta nyt voin täysin vilpittömästi sanoa että TULI VÄHÄN OKSENNUSTA SUUHUN ja kyyneleet silmiin kun luin tuon kammottavan jonon sanoja ja välimerkkejä. Jalkapuuhun joutais. Hyi helvata.

have-you-been-here

A street with multi-lingual name signs, Earth

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 3 days 3 hours

#yes i'm from a bilingual country #finland

infectiouspiss

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

sreegs

Indeed! There is but one person who could send la correspondance so foul. This... message anonyme. Filling the inbox of the tumblr blog of the victim with such malice.

And that posteur is... someone in this very room.

mayra-quijotescx

[ID: Hercule Poirot, facing the viewer. End ID.]

paholaine

englantilainen kaveri: *piirtää haltijan/keijun*

minä: woah, does she have a name?

englantilainen kaveri: her name is vessa

minä: *hajoaa*

glitchygengar

Joskus monta vuotta sitten juttelin yhen kanadalaisen kaa ja se sano et sen kaveri haluu laulajaksi ja sen taiteilijanimi on Nakki

sunflowersand-bees

people don’t enjoy shipping anymore. the point of shipping isn’t the catharsis of watching them kiss onscreen, it’s grabbing the characters and mashing their faces together like you’re five years old playing Barbie in your room again. it’s to take one moment of eye contact in canon and read that over and over and over again with twenty different writers’ interpretations of the characters internal monologues if they were in love. it’s to see the characters interact and cheer because you know that’s another moment to add to your list of canon compliant fic ideas. you’re stressing yourself out, this is supposed to be fun!

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

marlynnofmany

And it's gonna getcha

So! This is a perfect case study in situations where you should be wary of misinformation.

Take a moment and ask yourself, a project like this requires a lot of time, money and dedication of resources, why would scientists dedicate that time to something that could just be done by a tree?

The answer is they wouldn't. So that means this claim requires further investigation!

This project is called LIQUID 3, and it's not meant for cities with wide open spaces, it's meant for cities like Belgrade in Serbia. These cities are densely populated and heavily polluted, to the point where pollution actually chokes out current trees and makes creating green spaces difficult.

Liquid 3 was a PhD scientists answer to these problems. The microalgae tank is intended for spaces where you either:

Don't have enough space to plant full trees, or

Don't have enough time to plant trees and wait for them to grow up.

The tank is extremely efficient when you consider the amount of space needed compared to the amount of CO2 turned into oxygen. The tank can operate throughout the winter. And most importantly, it can be quickly set up in areas that desperately need relief from air pollution NOW not in 10 years when trees are done growing. Children currently suffocating on polluted air can't wait for trees to grow, they need to be taken care of now, and Liquid 3 is one of the ways to take care of them. Depending on the species of microalgea used, a number have shown a pretty amazing capacity to pull heavy metals out of the air which is something trees can get choked up by.

The tanks aren't just tanks either! Liquid 3 have solar panels placed on top, they have lighting and mobile phone charging, and they work as public benches. The designers of it want to encourage green spaces where there's room, but where there isn't room or time, Liquid 3 can step in. Realistically, this isn't a replacement for trees. It's replacing boring metal city benches with new, cooler benches that also clean the air (and have at least some heating during the winter).

Not only that, but the microalgea that grows is native to Serbia and all that microalgea has a ton of great uses! It makes for great fertilizer, compost, wastewater treatment, cleaner biofuels and even for helping create new tanks for further air purification. They only require a quick algae divide once a month, and the produced algae can be carted off to where ever it's needed. This makes them effective solutions for areas that can't sustain complex installations.

So yeah, there's actually quite a lot of places that would like these. Lots of people currently breathing in terrible quality air would much rather have their boring city benches replaced with really fucking cool algae tanks that clean the air and can be used to help create + sustain future green spaces in cities. I dunno about you, but I'd take that over a dumb metal bench any day. Put these at every bus stop and I'd be delighted.

straawberries

can ppl pls reblog this version

obsidian-flame

Serbian here living in Belgrade! This is all true and I've actually seen some of these around the city a few times. They're amazing at what they do and really cool to watch up close because you can see pretty swirling inside them. It's not only functional but aesthetically pretty nice as well!

inacatastrophicmind

annabelle--cane

they need to invent clubbing for boring sober people who don't like loud music or crowded group dancing. what's the "she should be at the club" for this hypothetical not-me demographic.

annabelle--cane

roundup of various common suggestions in the notes:

"the library": a nice space to hang, granted, but not really the same fun social vibes.

"the night-library that serves pink drinks and tea": okay okay, now we're cooking.

"coffee shop": a bit more social and rambunctious than the average library, but still too plain imo.

"the museum": still a tad too formal I feel like but definitely not opposed.

"the book club": again, not opposed, but book clubs do have the catch of requiring you to plan ahead and do some homework to really enjoy it, not a very "I'm bored on a friday and want to go do something fun" activity.

"wine tasting":

"dnd/ttrpg nights": unfortunately I'm stupid and am bad at these games. I mean unfortunately these hypothetical people are stupid and bad at these games.

"arcades with cover fees at the door and then free games": won't even lie this sounds killer, gonna see if they have any of those in my area.

"babe the club is wherever you feel confident in yourself, life is a club and I’m just chilling at a bus stop": beautiful. poetic. heart warming. she should be at the bus stop.

annabelle--cane