trying my best

Lou • they/them • i play ttrpgs and hockey • i'm a depressed and anxious boy • neurodivergent • panromantic ace • socialist • taurus

[gaeneric]

ladies, your 4th, 10th, and last most recent emojis describe your character's only personality traits in a movie written by a man

[ororium-z]

[normal-thoughts-official]

people saying they feel bad about reporting the new pornbots because the URLs are so good. i dont. i want to report them even harder. the URL pointless-soap needs to be liberated and reappropriated by the people

[pointless-soap]

GUESS WHO'S FREE MOTHERFUCKERS

[salsa-and-light]

You know you make an excellent point🤔

Liberation to cool usernames✊🏻

[foxes-in-love]

[nat-20s]

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

[homophobinnit-deactivated202409]

wait im curious

do you wash your hair daily?

yes, twice actually (what the fuck)

yes.

yes, but only a rinse. i actually wash it every other day.

no, i only wash it every other day.

no, i wash it [insert timeframe here] / other

I don't have hair

Voting ended onJun 7, 2023

this is excluding special circumstances (after going swimming, after doing a hairstyle with lots of product, before/after getting your hair done, etc)!

[what-even-is-thiss]

If people don't admit that alcohol is a drug so help me God I will pour an entire bottle of wine on their hair.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Wine? Drugs. Beer? Drugs. That awful cocktail you made in your dorm room out of leftover coffee and orange juice and tequila? D-d-d-drugs.

[what-even-is-thiss]

This may sound obvious to you but society at large puts alcohol in this removed category away from other drugs. If you tell most wine moms that they have a drug problem they'd be appalled that you'd ever say such a thing. It's just time for humanity to admit that we like doing drugs. Most people's drug of choice just happens to be alcohol.

[dragongirlteeth]

Also caffeine is a drug but like, it's so baked into our culture because so many people rely on it to get through the workday, which should really say something about our relationship with work but that's not a conversation the powers that be are eager to have

[wiidogasts]

forever fascinated by the many machinations of brennan's mind

[susiephone]

ken getting arrested alongside barbie after she punches the guy who smacks her ass presents so many possibilities

ken saw barbie punch the douchebag and was like “LET’S MAKE THIS A PARTY” and joined in on the smackdown

alternatively, the guy’s friends tried to jump in and ken wasn’t having ANY of that

ken saw barbie getting shoved into a big car with bright lights on the top and was like “OH BOY! can i come too?? 😊😊” and just kind of tagged along

alternatively, he realized what was going on and was like “EXCUSE ME OFFICER i too have committed A Crime so please show me to The Jail with my beautiful girlfriend” so they wouldn’t be separated

ken got in trouble for trying to help barbie escape but in his defense no one TOLD him resisting arrest is a crime because no one told him what being arrested or crime is

ken didn’t know who these men showing up to take his girlfriend away were, but he could see she was very upset and excuse?? you cannot take barbie away from ken without her permission??? so long story short, ken punched a cop

ken fully burned something down earlier and the cops were like “two birds one stone” when they came to get barbie

[megamindsupremacy]

[cottaqecore]

emilie hofferber

[depsidase]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[byjove]

Rocking chairs are proof autism and ADHD have always existed, there is no way a neurotypical person said “what if there was a special chair for rocking back and forth in”

[untidysouls]

Winter film soaked in lemonade, that year I began to see color for the first time.

[vvrgo]

Pete the Plug really pulling through as the trans rep I needed

[queerism1969]

[bowl-o-queerios]

I thought Zac was gonna do a little repeat of ACoC and play a more serious intelligent character again like Lapin but no Colin Provolone is like that raccoon that tried to wash his cotton candy. I can’t explain it he just reminds me of that so strongly

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

pick a petname that’s your favorite (whether love being called that or love using it)

baby

honey

sweetheart

darling

beloved

sunshine

other that I missed (bonus points if it’s in a different language <3)

Voting ended onJun 5, 2023