[blubbed]

i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that

[mitochondracula]

"hey would you be a dear for me and-"

waaaay ahead of you boss

[archivearchangelica]

Kitten hanging from curtain, 2004

[sorrrowfull]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[aidaughter]

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[coughloop]

*so quiet you can barely hear me*

Do you sell wet cookies....

[deepinourengines]

[albertnatural]

[amygdalae]

I don't get how people just tune out seeing pigeons if I see a pigeon downtown I'm staring right at that thang until it flies away i love you little man I love you. The Animal!

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[help-me-yes]

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

[strange-aeons]

can i see your rotisserie chickens

Swaddled

[aviantastic]

Tree Swallows by Linda H. Dulak - Audubon Photography Awards

[fluentisonus]

barn swallows depicted in the “spring fresco”, akrotiri, thera, greece. c. 16th century BC

[glavilio]

Amur Tiger sleeping on a bed of dandelions (via wikimedia)

[damazcuz]

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

[desudog-deactivated20240822]

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There seems to be a lotus blooming in my askbox. Let's all fold our hands behind our backs maturelike and view it for a moment