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Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man yelling at Dr. Strange saying “You were in the Grand Canyon?! Why didn’t you help him?!” had so much Older Sibling energy. Like he saw this magical adult wizard who was clearly capable of helping Peter (you know, who is a child) and Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man was ready to fight Dr. Strange himself when he thought that this adult just left this kid to fend for himself to fuck off to the Grand Canyon for fun

teacupfullofstars

Miles Morales/Spiderman: *suddenly appears in front of Electro*

Miles Morales/Spiderman: Sorry! *blips back into the Multiverse*

Electro: I KNEW IT!!!

angelaspicaa

Eddie and Venom literally came into the MCU, acted as gay and stupid as possible, had a baby, and left.

thefirstpaleontologist

Peter really said I can fix them

samsbarnes

bucky said be gay, do crimes, cockblock your best friend

jokerous

#the most relatable member of the squad

Idris Elba as Robert Dubois aka Bloodsport in THE SUICIDE SQUAD (2021)

no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists

We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑

contevent-deactivated20210417

Killing abusive husbands when there is no recourse, on. But killing people skipping military service? I hope she was selective.

no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists

No, no, no... she wasn't poisoning thrm, she was giving them a "potion" that would make them appear very ill for a while so that they would be eligible for skipping military service.

contevent-deactivated20210417

Ho! Much better indeed!

vareidow

potion of dodge the draft

butch-of-the-blades

Baba Anjuka my beloved❤️

benkrefta

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Do you ever get the urge to draw something, but then have no idea what to draw? — Rando alien monster drawing part 2

andhaveapleasanttomorrow

youre not better than other people just because you listen to weird music

yes I am

havenfable

Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.

Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.

Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.

Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.

labelleizzy

Diné mythology:

Unfortunately, Coyote had “a good idea”.

skywardkonahriks-deactivated202

Celtic Mythology:

Unfortunately you pissed off the Fae

theinfiknight

Hindu mythology:

Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva

little-urban-witch

I love how everyone’s mythology has some variation of “And then there was This Asshole”

mayasaura

Love how when you dig down into it, Portal 2 is a ghost story. Glados is the ghost of a murdered woman who turned around and murdered everyone else back and now she's trapped forever in an empty decaying facility. This is what does it for me. The blending of scifi and horror, the ghost in the machine. I'm gonna marry a dead murderous lesbian in a supercomputer

pyreo

Cave Johnson is a ghost whose eons-old voice keeps playing in massive, sunken halls, echoing off condemned experiments, giving instructions to the memories of other subjects

He references his own death and, more casually, the sure deaths of a lot of people in the same position as the player

And you never meet Doug ingame, he’s absolutely dead by the sequel, but in portal 1 you have his notes and drawings hidden away, out of sight, like cave paintings in a futuristic age, the only evidence you have that any humans beside yourself exist. You can’t find him but he leaves remnants that are the only thing in the whole game like companionship.

Portal’s aaabsolutely haunted.

stimman3000

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

krishnadewme

lionkins

wallpatterns-deactivated2019120

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”