I am a burrowing squid

And everything was peaceful until the Pyro Nation attacked.

[yocalio]

“female-presenting nipples”

[twilightisgaynow]

people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled

[babyichigo-blog]

[missymalice]

one of my biggest pet peeves is when people are like, “i don’t care, my significant other can go through my phone. i have nothing to hide.” 

okay. first of all.

wanting a partner to respect your privacy doesn’t necessarily go hand in hand with “having something to hide.” maybe you’d just prefer that they trust you without putting you under surveillance like a fucking prisoner? 

second.

it’s not only your privacy. if you’re cool with that shit, i really hope you’re informing all your friends and family members who discuss their personal lives with you that they should be prepared for your shitty SO to read through all their messages to you, but i’m betting you’re not doing that. 

maybe your bestie from high school doesn’t want your boyfriend seeing her emotional messages about her recent breakup? maybe your sister doesn’t want him reading her messages about struggles with her kids or her marriage? maybe your friend with mental health issues isn’t counting on you sharing their struggles with anyone else? 

maybe you should grow up and realize that if your partner loves and respects you, they’ll believe you have nothing to hide without checking for themself. 

[missymalice]

some of you in the comments are dense as hell. your trust issues brought on by past cheaters do not give you free reign to emotionally abuse your partner. sorry, work on yourself and then get into a relationship because if you feel the need to do this shit, you’re not ready. 

[succulentbud]

this is uber. am outside

[ameeg-deactivated20190609]

oh my god sokka rly just accepts zuko as a friend right away? he immediately just starts roasting him with jerkbending and his little dragon dance bless

[awkwardartist83-deactivated2019]

Sokka was 100% on board for the friendship, not because Zuko redeemed himself, but because Zuko was easy roast material

[the-british-pineapple]

Easy roast material, yeah just ask zukos dad

[kjsmileyface]

Who allowed you to say something like that

[the-british-pineapple]

God himself

[federalbureauofislam]

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

[valourdyke-deactivated20200427]

my tumblr dash has legit moved from “haha i h8 myself” to “minecraft is about self care and moving on from past trauma’s”. I’m glad yall are doing better.

[valourdyke-deactivated20200427]

20gayteen is the year of minecraft and selfcare

[annushorribilis]

[nametags]

Their mom claimed she was hacked when she got called out for this and then deleted her account, I’m dying.

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

sleep makes me so mad tbfh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn’t require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness

[llatimeria]

(source)

[llatimeria]

i’d like to point out that when i made this post, all of these comments were at the top, but now if you look at the thread they’ve been replaced by completely different comments 

so please, for the love of god, look at the source link this thread is a neverending source of entertainment. people have added so much fucking shit since i made this

[greenandhazy]

I was proctoring an exam for a student today while reading these, and I had to stop because I got to this one and almost fucking died

[curlicuecal]

these are making my day

[curlicuecal]

Okay, this one’s killing me:

[thebabbagepatch]

These ones got me:

[pbandjesse]

Ooohhh noo I can’t breathe and there are literal tears streaming down my face

[cricketcat9]

Have a very, VERY good laugh people

[steg-o-sore-us-deactivated20190]

[phlying-squirrel]

THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!

[compostcore]

One of the biggest reveals of twentygayteen.

[aquiraxuno]

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[writhe]

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

[writhe]

this is what was happening if anyone was wondering 

[i-wrotethisforme]

I swear to you the best parts of my life were the almost no’s. The ‘I really shouldn’ts’ that turned into ‘why nots.’ So I’m forever thankful for the ‘I don’t want to’ that turned into the ‘I’m so glad I did.’

[logarto]

literally nothing in life matters other than being kind and being funny