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SMEYER WHERE IS MY BUTTCRACK SANTA PREQUEL

[hiero-green]

Twilight ting

Based on a moment from Midnight Sun that I liked

[madeleineengland]

This is basically Bella Swan

[clementinefight]

I love my dark brown eyes I feel like they protect me from mind readers

[the-golden-onion]

[infectiouspiss]

if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow

[s0up-for-sluts]

Reblog to edge a vampire

[quasi-normalcy]

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[autumngracy]

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

[plateauofmemories]

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

[gothiccharmschool]

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

[dee-the-red-witch]

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

[saint-batrick]

MA'AM.

[tashaste-too]

[something, something] … practicing safe sucks.

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, yeah, I'll reblog that

[vienguinn]

Bella’s dream🩸

[bellasdumptruckass]

service top bella vs selfish lover edward

[weirdgirlvampire]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

get you a man who will stick his head deep into the gaping wound in your stomach and tear your uterus apart with his teeth

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

No this is just what I'm personally looking for in a romantic partner

[twilightheritageposts]

Twilight Heritage Post

[edwardsdeathcabcd]

not my RA leaving this on my door

[battlescas]

I really feel like Jacob kissing Bella with no warning or consent should've been addressed more than it was

[battlescas]

Twilight: woah I'm in love

New Moon: woah I'm depressed

Eclipse: woah I'm in a love triangle

Breaking Dawn: woah I'm dead

[fatvampcat]

Life and Death: woah I’m trans

[bellasdumptruckass]

Every Twilight Rewrite: woah I’m gay

[bellasdumptruckass]

my favorite genre of twilight stills

[imoontreesi-deactivated20240121]

charlie swan takes renesmee fishing and turns around to find her chewing on the head of a live fish

[the-golden-onion]

[bellasdumptruckass]

gonna be honest guys. most fanarts of carlisle look like they are portraying the bad guy of a horror film where the twist is that the kind old pastor or the husband/boyfriend or whatever is actually the killer. like i’m jumpscared every time.

and this is absolutely NO FAULT of the wonderful fan artists—carlisle is just Like That

[the-golden-onion]

you’re laughing.

edward cullen just married the girl of my dreams and frisbeed her garter into my face with his teeth and you’re laughing

[twilightheritageposts]

Twilight Heritage Post

[creepish]

can i talk to you in the woods about something