Just be a queen, honey

Ariana. 21. Reaching new levels of shitposting.

[neyafromfrance95]

watching nosferatu kiss scene as bonnie tyler intended it to be watched.

[robomartyr]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

LMAO

[nitewrighter]

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”

[catchymemes]

[bob-belcher]

[rodrickheffeley]

[dakt37]

Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

[dakt37]

Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨

[dakt37]

Good news, everyone!! 🎉

[upstartgeek]

lisa frankenstein is for the people who harbor beef with how the plot resolved in corpse bride

[dailyflicks]

LISA FRANKENSTEIN 2024, dir. Zelda Williams

[fyeahgothicromance]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

IT

[octal-alchemist]

FUCKEN

[y4wnd3r3]

WIMDY

[somethingoriginal127-deactivate]

these photos literally look like percabeth fan art. you know what i mean?? i fear they’re taking it. they’re so good at their jobs. everyone clap.

[erytheian]

“couldn’t this be an email” is the most 24yo thing grover has ever said, A+, no notes. so true king

[vonnegutism]

[queen-tuesday]

[kaijuno]

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

[bonyassfish]

[kaijuno]

Yeah okay that’s fair

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[drawkill]

this is what happens when you name your pokemon before you know what it evolves into.

she still baby tho…

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[alicenthightcwer]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Shrek Edition *:･ﾟ✧

[darlingavasilva]

Can't imagine what it's like to consume media like a normal person. To discover something you enjoy, go oh i loved that, then just move on and not spend the next 6 months of your life literally thinking about nothing else.