see you in the future when we're older

hegs / she/her / 25 / office worker and part-time witch

[geekinator]

Reasons I like subtitles:

1. I can see how people’s names and the cities and the countries are spelled.

2. I don’t miss any words, so everything they say makes sense.

3. I get to know what background noises and conversations are.

4. The descriptions of the noises people make are freaking awesome. Ex: splutter, grunt, chuckles.

5. I can see who says what.

6. I don’t have to have the volume super loud so I can hear the dialogue, and I don’t blow my eardrums out because the ambient noises and music is SO FREAKING LOUD.

I freaking love subtitles.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

so many of the emotional geralt scenes in s2 would have been so much more emotional if he didn’t have the eyes of a fucking potoo

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

oh my god THAT’S what the contacts remind me of

i’m gonna fucking cry

[thyrell]

one of my favorite things about christianity is that jesus died to save people from their sins and then every christian kind of immediately forgot that he did that. theyll come up to you like "excuse me you know smoking is a sin" like yes maam i know. your boy already took care of it dont worry

[choryllis]

My Professor: “The author used superfluous words here.  Don’t do that in your own essay.  Know your audience.  When was the last time you used the word, “pine”, as in to long for, in an everyday sentence?”

Me, a tumblr user:

[pseudomantis]

Those mods that replace female characters with male characters in games but keep the female animations really highlight how fucking insane and ridiculous the animations for women in video games usually are

[pseudomantis]

Serious spine injury someone take that thing to the vet!

[1thousandminus7]

White boy off the shits!!

[exitwound]

her neurodivergent boobs stimmed as she hyperfixated down the stairs

[1anonyymous1]

“are u okay?” no i need more money

[rob-pattinson]

dreaMEMEs do come true!

[dare-to-dm]

We’re watching the Return of the King right now, and got to the part where Denethor is introduced.  My husband asks me for the context of why Denethor is Like That, since I just finished reading the book.  So I explained how Denethor has been using a Palantir for years to get information, and how Sauron has been manipulating him by only letting him see events that give him a worst possible impression of reality.

So my husband replies “Oh!  So Denethor is basically just like your grandpa after he starts getting all his news from Fox.”   And honestly, yeah pretty much.

[heretohelptheidiots]

Warn people before you make statements like that. I was not ready.

[ejacutastic]

life: you need to make a single phone call

me:

[ejacutastic]

made the phone call

[swollennugs]

[monsterswithvibes]

I’m not sure if I should be horrified or amused

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

those dreams that aren’t quite nightmares

[catchymemes]

[eternal-fractal]

Do you guys think they were drawing porn of a humanized black plague girl hundreds of years ago, or is corona chan a new occurance

[normal-horoscopes]

THEY ABSOLUTELY DID HOWEVER CONTEMPORARY ART DEPICTED THE PLAGUE AS EITHER THE ANGEL OF DEATH OR APOLLO SO WHILE IT WASNT AN ANIME TITTY GIRL IT WAS A TWUNK HOLDING A SNAKE

[ikrutt]

Or an old crone. My favourite plague-chan is the Black Death as depicted by Theodor Kittelsen in the late 1800′s. This plague personification was nicknamed Pesta in Norwegian. 

If you see her carrying a rake, some people will ‘slip between the tines’ and survive her visit. But, if you see the broom, she’ll be a lot more thorough. 

In Norway, the surname Ødegård is relatively common. Ødegård translates to ‘desolate farm’ or ‘deserted farm’. After the plague epidemics of the 1300s, the population of Norway fell by 64%, which created a lot of such farms.

She is making her way across the country.

Across mountains.

Across oceans and rivers.

She cleans in every corner.

“Mother, a crone is coming!“

She’s in the stairwell.

Now this house is but a place for mice.

Desolate.

And now…

She’s leaving.

[m-azing]

imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.

[zmeu-ra]

i love the forehead touch in theory, but… it has been ruined for me by this image

[steelwomanx]

personally, i think this only makes it even better

[only-tiktoks]

[virtually-bee]

he looks like this thing

[lustik]

Illustrations - Vorja Sánchez.

[raveneil-deactivated20220513]

fanfiction is so wild cause im like…..ugh im not in the mood to read a book…..i’ll just read an 82k word fic instead……

[brawltogethernow]

Look…. To start a book… You have to make room in yourself for new characters and worlds. Do I look like I have the emotional energy for that? Do I look like I can trust like that right now? Just show me the things I already know pay good returns on my investment, except I also want to read something new so I guess they can be in a coffee shop this time.

[justgot1]

This - this is it, you’ve put it into words

[norrington-hell]