Your Going The Right Way For A Smacked Bottom

[mandi-bul]

[power-chords]

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

[ayellowbirds]

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

[elkian]

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ……no…..

[vetchtibbles]

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

[tepkunset]

when you ask a knowledge keeper something and they say "good question"

[solaceon]

this is what it looks like when i kiss my little cat's head

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[olessan]

Go, my potato

Baby glyptotherium | Prehistoric Planet: Ice Age

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[of-the-astral-sea]

all of us rn

[serenity-bitty]

[jiraidanshi]

been obsessed with making these

[somni]

you know. i must say that this is true for me as well

[i-was-kaguramutsuki-deactivated]

[tomb-mold]

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[kunosoura]

I love rocks that look extremely like someone just tested the demon blade on them

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[junk-thunder]

adding a blank emoji to my discord server might be the best thing to ever happen to text communication. asynchronous digital equivalent of hanging out in a room with your friends in silence. let's all nothing together