mushroom

the only reason you're alive is because i let you live

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[fuckblast]

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

[mesmir-ized]

[abuzd]

Daniel Sloss SAID IT THANK YOU DANIEL SLOSS

[shy-retiring-oxford-chaps]

Reblogging again now that Russell Brand's ugly mug is back in the news to remind everyone that in the 2023 Times expose on his abusive behaviour, Daniel Sloss was the only male comedian willing to be named and quoted like "yeah that dude's a scumbag and women have been warning each other about him for years."

[itberice]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine I 3.15 Destiny

[red-mercer]

For more information search for "Star Trek Rule 34"

[starjasmines]

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

[eviethekiwi]

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

[starjasmines]

TRUE.

[moon-meerkat]

never related to authors being like "childhood is such a blessed innocent time", catch me with that jane eyre shit like "such dread as children only can feel" and "I then sat with my doll on my knee til the fire got low, glancing round occasionally to make sure nothing worse than myself haunted the shadowy room"

[fangtastic-bastard]

"Adults can change their circumstances; children cannot. Children are powerless, and in difficult situations they are the victims of every sorrow and mischance and rage around them, for children feel all of these things but without any of the ability that adults have to change them. Whatever can take a child beyond such circumstances, therefore, is an alleviation and a blessing."

I find this passage from the Mary Oliver essay "Staying Alive" very poignant and true.

[darkspaceboytoy]

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

[headspace-hotel]

It is a peaceful and serene take, actually.

[rustyanddustychevron]

Everyone keeps talking about "the writer's barely disguised fetish". But I still haven't heard about "the writer's barely disguised huge ass pet peeve"

[52stations]

one of the best things for me in adulthood was realising just how many other human beings are mentally ill, weird, stupid, embarassing. like truly truly we all say idiotic things and make mistakes and i dont have to punish myself and crawl into a hole and die over being imperfect. Read one comments section and you'll understand that there are more lunatics than you could ever imagine

[aluminumfoilchewer]

did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

[evilwizard]

I bet you’d just love to get your greasy mitts on my wizard mucus. Well—news flash, bucko! It ain’t happening!

[ATTEMPT TO PICKPOCKET]

[SEDUCE THE WIZARD]

[BATTLE] / [FLEE]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

> [SEDUCE THE WIZARD]

[evilwizard]

You pull out two ponderously huge orbs and waggle them around seductively. The wizard’s mouth falls completely agape, exposing his precious wizard mucus to the world.

[GRAB THE MUCUS]

[CONTINUE SEDUCTION]

[BATTLE] / [FLEE]

[pjma]

> [CONTINUE SEDUCTION]

[evilwizard]

You start polishing your orbs, and watch as the wizard’s eyes go swirly with ponderlust. But the wizard mucus, now interacting with oxygen in the air, starts to glow with arcane energy! If you’re not careful, it may explode…

[ATTEMPT TO DEFUSE MUCUS]

[CONTINUE SEDUCTION]

[BATTLE] / [FLEE]

[bimbofaggins]

> [CONTINUE SEDUCTION]

[evilwizard]

[YOU DIED]

You have died 43 times to feral hogs.

12 times to discus monkey.

And 6,719 times attempting to seduce the wizard.

[kosmogrl]

[halethleia]

everybody: hello ryland you are now the Main Character ryland: Yikes!! No Thanks!

[saetiate]

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

[stood-onthecliffside]

[mikkeneko]

Y'know, one of the things I like about Tumblr compared to other social media sites is that old content is still in circulation. Which means that however much AI generated content is out there, at least I can glance at a post's timestamp and conclude that the cute cat video from 2017 is unlikely to be fake

[asystolle]

Lorelai & Rory in GILMORE GIRLS 4.12 | A Family Matter