naughty and cute

an asexual run nsfw blog, imagine that

[escuerzoresucitado]

[actionpackedjackson]

[ii-zi]

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

[jurinki]

yes your honor?

[ii-zi]

attack

[fairy-goth-mommy]

[ilovemywife103947]

mutuals do this!!!!

[paradoxolotl]

Reblog to pass around warm bread and soup

[weaver-z]

POV you tried to join a forum for Norse mythology enthusiasts

[weaver-z]

Solidarity with all of the people in the tags who have joined:

Celtic mythology groups

Large history-related servers or alternate history writing servers

Warhammer 40k forums (with lots of imperial guard players)

Anything related to Ancient Rome

Random, seemingly innocuous anime servers with little moderation

Metalhead groups for any band with a Norse or Celtic theme

[cryptotheism]

Whoever tagged this as "#Percy Jackson roleplays on Roblox" has seen some shit

[beardedmrbean]

just some lads, being fellows

[orcinus-veterinarius]

I can think of a really easy solution to this problem.

[talesfromtreatment]

If the cat is preferring to be at someone else's house when you let them outside.... I'd say that cat is definitely choosing them over you.

Someone at my work recently found a roughly 7 month old intact male cat who is extremely friendly and has been hanging around her house more and more and more. They live near an extremely busy road. They're going to contact the local shelter and see what they need to do legally, but when there was no microchip I looked this person in the eye and said "Please welcome your new cat." Provided they don't find owners, and I'm hoping to everything they *don't*, he is going to live out the rest of his life as an indoor-only cat.

[talesfromtreatment]

So. As a vet tech who used to work at a shelter for almost a decade... where the fuck do you think our adult cats that are up for adoption typically came from? There will always be hundreds of thousands more cats than there are homes for them and frankly if someone wanted to take in a non-chipped stray and make it their pet? Especially an intact non-chipped start? Fantastic. Freed up resources at the shelter for a different animal. Because there's always going to be more animals and all that matters is that the animal is taken care of.

I too have taken in, cured, vaccinated, and altered plenty of feral kittens out of my own pocket. I even had 5 of my own cats once as well. Yet I will never EVER begrudge someone who saw an animal in need in front of them and decided "yes, I will help this one."

[livewrre]

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

[livewrre]

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this

[artistofnothing]

[livewrre]

can we hit 150k before this piece of shits one year anniversary

[ghostingthespace]

u know before yellow emojis took over as automatic, the one we used for this exactly was O_O . which has unfortunately become the shortcut for the stupid blushy one. but we also used to emphasize the emotion by making the mouth bigger, O_________O . there was also o_O , for when you're weirded out, and o_o for small weirds or intrigue. you could use a period instead of an underscore for the mouth, o.o, O.O, which was a little more like shock.

there was also -_- for when you're annoyed. -_-* for pissed. the asterisk is a forehead vein. a very bad day or very bad joke could result in -___________-********** .

anyway that's your history lesson for the day, dont forget your roots.

[jacobtheloofah]

let us also not forget the meekest of them all: ._.

[lynati]

^ _ ^

[ariaste]

and our lord and savior: XD

[hanavbara]

the midwest princess 💖🎠 #ChappellRoan

[rollerskate2theface]

Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

(+Extra)

[bee-dot-exe]

I'm crying

[whitepeopletwitter]

Choo Choo

[makoredeyes]

Fuck, ya’ll I’d nut so fast.

Imagine trying to get off WITHOUT the chuff chuff noises

[adoenamedbeeb]

wake up besties new back breaking coal labor dropped

[naamahdarling]

Is this the high speed rail everyone’s talking about?

[panteneprovcommercial]

[toetagsandbowties]

[oldbaton]

so during the 2015-16 school year i had a single dorm room in brooklyn heights so i was hosting like crazy and i sucked off like 6 or 7 guys in my dorm. one of them who was notable was this very fit man who came over once or twice. after we finshed i commented that he was in really good shape and i asked him what he did  and he said “well i work out but also i do hip hop dance classes” and then did a brief routine for me unprompted and i was like 

[parasect]

“Wow bro, thanks for that blowjob!”

[moggadeet]

i read a fanfic yesterday about how during the 2012 presidential election paul ryan was approached by a politicial aide (i think) who explained to him that it is traditional that, after winning the election, the president “takes” the vice president (in a sexual way. they have sex.) and he sees mitt romney and is like ??? did you know about this when you picked me ???? and mitt romney says

paul

thats why i ran

and i just realized that now that i have read this fanfic i cant undo it. i can never go back to a state of never having read this fic

[ahagisborn]

Since I’m not a tease, I bravely scoured my archive for the original fic and here she is

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I know it's a decently well-known fact nowadays that pretty much every foundational aspect of metal aesthetics was introduced by Rob Halford, whose outfits were explicitly inspired by the leather scene of the gay bars he used to frequent, but still. Sometimes I have to stop and think about how funny it is. Like. This one gay guy got entire generations of straight metalheads to start dressing up like gay sex perverts.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

A couple more pics bc his outfits still go hard as fuck

[legalizegay]

Must watch

[capacity]

This could save the world you know

[beboots]

[mewvore]

[mewvore]

[rosswoodpark]

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

[rosswoodpark]

IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?

[thatthinginyourshoe-deactivated]

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

[aesclepianbanshee]

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

[official-liberty-prime-deactiva]

I don’t like that get them out

[brattylikestoeat]

Okay…this is unsettling.

[daglout]

This post is actually my nightmare

[micaxiii]

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

[iridium-light]

#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)

[pardonmewhileipanic]

Thanks, I hate it!

[overfalls]

ok now lets hear from the people who think this fucks and is cool as hell