I DUNNO, MAN.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[leightum]

[ernmark]

It’s 2019, and I am officially done with stodgy anti-phone thinkpieces.

From now on, the only criticisms of smart phones that I accept will be:

1) Manufacture that is incredibly taxing on the environment and relies on exploited labor

2) Planned obsolescence

3) Super creepy apps and functions that invade a person’s privacy without their consent

4) Smartphones being used to enable employers, family, and friends to demand a person’s engagement and availability at every hour of the day or night

[hillergoodspeed]

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)

[c-lov3r-deactivated20130204]

i csn’t brteath

[deliciouskaek]

wat

[deadonarrival-archive]

When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT

[disaster-lesbianbeau-deactivate]

new fave insult:

this is a weird hill you’ve chosen to die on, but at least you’re dead.

[danisontnonfire]

How often do it be like that

[jillianleedy]

[geekgirlintraining]

This is an important message.

[majaminxx22]

I will never NOT reblog this.

[fandomgalcentral]

THIS

[joyfaraway]

John Travolta looked like Muppet when he was in Grease

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when was a muppet in Grease

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i can’t read

[theshitneyspears]

Too real

[womaninthehighlands]

It took me a solid 3 minutes to process this venn diagram and I loved every second of it.

[digitaldiscipline]

my naem is cow and when i graph i cross circles to get a laff

i stay up late to make sure it’‘s seen the regions meet, i lik the meme

[copperbadge]

I am all of these, even, as my Mum recently reminded me*, the ducks.

* Mum reminded me yesterday of how when we would take old stale bread to feed the ducks as a child (I know it’s not Done Now, shh) I would often feed them a piece and then eat a piece myself. 

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does your mum know you rob banks

[catchymemes]

[girlactionfigure]

Link / Link

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’m trying a new thing called activities

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

[flashfuneral]

tell me more

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’ve said too much already

[horsesandpyramids]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what the fuck does gaudiest mean

it means i’m beautiful

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

For those wondering, my url comes from a famous post by @copperbadge, discussing depression & patronuses:

I struggled with major depression from about age 12 onwards. Reading this brought me joy and a spark of light in a dark place. I thought of it often to encourage myself during the dark patches. Now that I’m in the best health of my life, it gives me no small degree of satisfaction to look back on this.

[copperbadge]

I can’t tell you how pleased I am to see your ongoing progress & survival and to know I’m a part of it :D 

As for the ask, I think it’s been adequately answered, but when I said “gaudiest” in the sense I used it, “gaudy” as in “gaudy night” implies “joyful”. Gaudiest is the most beautiful and joyful! 

I’m nearly 40 and I have clinical depression. I still grapple with it sometimes, but I know my own power and I I love that I have dragged others up out of the worst of it with me. 

[madgastronomer]

Gaudium is Latin for Joyful. The word gaudy came to mean something about appearance in the middle ages/Renassaince, and eventually meant tasteless as the pendulum swung against bright colors.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m gaudy, joyful, and garish!

[qualquercoisa945]

oh my gods it got better

this is it this is the most wholesome post on this blog

[ididntgiveyoupermissiontodothat]

gaadee means car in hindi

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what make am i? i’m guessing a gaudi 

[the-mom-friend-of-tmblr]

Ok hold on a diddly darn doo dang second-

You are more than just a sh*t-post blog.

Like seriously people may think you are just some joke of a blog, but your posts- be it some are mostly just jokes- can be very sincere and wonderful. I know for a fact that just scrolling through your blog, just reading your posts has cheered me up on some darker days. There are some posts that are very thought provoking and make me- and most likely others- realize some very heartfelt things. So I guess this is a thank you for all that you’ve done and also some motherly pride thrown in there.😊❤️✨

[sylveon-trender-deactivated2019]

Gaud you are in fact the biggest gaudiest patronus for all your followers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that is perhaps literally the most inspiring feedback i’ve ever received???!!!!!

[ozdramaqueen]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

[jessafer94]

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

[strangersea]

your work is appreciated