"BUTTSTORMER!"

A Jem and the Holograms/butts/weird sexual practices/otherkin/snarry fanfiction/trigger warning appreciation blog.

[agentjazzy]

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

[savedgame]

For fucks sake

[buttstormer]

For fucks sake

[catboybruno-moved-deactivated20]

me opening the sims just to stare at them for 20 minutes and then close the game

[theradioghost]

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

[ritavonbees]

this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure

[thenatsdorf]

What’s better than 1 swimming cat? Two swimming cats! (via nathan_thebeachcat)

[gitsie007]

I love Nathan the beach cat and her sister Winnie

[whywishesarehorses]

The girlfriend sent me this tik tok and honestly, yeah.

[themmfatale]

2020 gothic

- you join a zoom call. everyone’s mic is muted, but no one is talking anyway. you stare at the squares with faces in them. which is your face? you can’t be sure.

- the news is full of numbers. you try to learn what they mean, but the articles are full of jargon from fields you have no experience in, and you swear the numbers change when you blink. 

- you wake up. you sleep. you wake up. you sleep. how many days was that? you have no idea.

- you go for a walk. a shadow follows you down the street, moving when you move, stopping when you stop. always the recommended six feet away.

- every day you get several emails from corporations you’ve never heard of. each company name sounds fake, too vague, too optimistic. “Stay healthy! :)” they say. “We’re committed to keeping you safe! You must stay healthy! We love you very much! We learned everything about you so we can keep you safe! Please believe us we love you so much we’ r e  , s 0Rry:):)):))”  You try to unsubscribe, but the link just takes you to a blank black webpage. Suddenly, you can make out your reflection in the screen. What’s that over your shoulder?

- you’ve been wearing the same clothes for days, but somehow there is laundry.

[argumate]

hey babe what say we go back to my place and become steadily more disordered over time

[normal-horoscopes]

ITS SINGLES NIGHT DOWN AT THE MASSIVE CIRCULAR FIELD OF BLACK GRANITE STONES THAT BLEED WHEN YOU TOUCH THEM

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

@focsle that is the funniest response to this post I've yet seen

[guerrillatech]

[outofcontextargumate]

Okay everyone, time to sexualise something

[intercal]

left handed people

[argumate]

unconventional hand jobs at least

[parakeet]

I am experiencing something or other

[thedrawinggoddess]

unfortunate

[parakeet]

maybe maybe not

[touhouweed]

Corn on the COCK lmfao

[neontologist-deactivated2020100]

i'm ready

[babyangel-jpg]

[glumshoe]

Everyone talks about “teeth falling out” and “inappropriate nudity” being almost universally common dreams but no one acknowledges the “attempt at a sex dream that is interrupted by a long series of tedious problems and inconveniences”.

[chewedcorn]

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.