If all the world's a stage. I'm the trap door.

Hi, and welcome to my stage! My name is Megan and I will be your tour guide. Please keep all flailing appendages, exploding vaginas, and random penis's inside the car at all times. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[bobbole]

Anthony Machuca, Wake up Steve, our bowls are empty

[redscharlach]

The most cat that ever catted.

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[clementine-kesh]

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

[nikomedes]

[reappearedinavision]

[tothechaos]

big fan of the recent trend ive noticed of people adding flaming text of the original word over censored words in posts. do NOT sanitize the internet. say fuck with your chest

[dragonslaved]

[virtualgirladvance]

[butterfly-sapphic]

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[motherish]

Out of all the replies to this post I hate this one the most because that is EXACTLY what I did. Literally the first god damn thing.

[fagrance]

I hate this so much. Piccolo doesn’t have a dick. Namekians don’t have dicks. They probably don’t have *any* genitalia. A Piccolo figure would be the only figure that would make sense to not have any genitalia unlike all other dolls/figures but they gave him boxers anyway. And no way anyone in DBZ wears underwear while fighting, that stuff chaffes. You ever see panty lines under Vegeta’s spandex? No. No you don’t.

[motherish]

Well i got news for you vegeta wears tighty whities 

[doujinshi]

im going back to bed

[kitschycritter]

never stop collecting little things that make you happy! rocks! buttons! feathers! flowers! sticks! bugs! bones! never stop!

[yeahthatsdeepshitman]

how did a crow get a tumblr

[peanutbutterpumpkincake-deactiv]

with his fuckin email and a password how’d u get here

[northbliight]

Iron lung fanart !!! Loved this movie

[pukicho]

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

[beaniesandbells]

What’s doing the killing

[pukicho]

The Killer

[punkrock-bottom]

[madlori]

so how am I ever supposed to quit this stupid website when there's just casual shakespeare jokes on the reg

[animentality]

[bllbabaggins]

Modern Hobbit AU where their quest takes them to the lovely double wide of Gandalf’s friend’s friend’s friend Beorn. Call that an Unexpected Furry send post

[novans-wizard-tower]

(I am not entirely sure what post means but I wanted to draw Beorn in a bear fursuit)

[bllbabaggins]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND AKSKAKDJKSS

[bllbabaggins]

@aceofspades45 with the hard-hitting questions today

[novans-wizard-tower]

I couldn't leave it be just in a text form.

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.