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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@robinmarlesuth
I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.
I feel like we got the briefest glimpse of what it must be like for the people in the Doctor Who universe.
"Does anyone else remember the giant salt and pepper shakers that could fly being on the news awhile back? Was that some sort of movie promo?"
yaoi between two beautiful knights who keep ending up fighting each other but it turns out both of them are pretending to be men in order to be knights so its actually secret beautiful butch yuri. picture this
one is the handsome gentlemanly princely type with long hair riding on a white horse that all the ladies fawn over, the other is the badass grim bulky type with scars and a scowl and a big ass broadsword who always aura farms in the corner of the tavern alone
yep exactly
Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.
"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious
hate what people did to the dead dove tag
mothers and fuckers of the jury. "Dead dove: do not eat" is a label on a bag in the fridge. It means "the content of this bag is exactly what is labeled". It does not mean "trigger warning uhhh something". In fact, it means the exact opposite of "trigger warning uhhh something", because you use it with other tags. You write a fucked up fic with extreme violence and gore, you tag it as "extreme violence", "gore" and you tag it with "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with emotional abuse, gaslighting and manipulation, you tag it with "emotional abuse", "gaslighting" and "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with your extremely niche kink that appeals to like 3 other people and may skeeve out the rest of the fandom, you tag that with your kink and "dead dove: do not eat". It's so people know you really mean the content warnings.
It's NOT a catch-all term for "uhhh this may be fucked idk". TAG YOUR SHIT GENEROUSLY.
if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.
this one took off quickly - are you guys ok
WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.
Reblog if you have met the librarian
Small gender euphoria moment:
I mentioned wanting to get my nipples pierced. One of my friends was like "I thought you already had pierced nipples. Everything about you screams pierced nipples."
every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…
me everytime: :(
every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…
me everytime: :(
A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies
those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns
Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.
Best duo.
I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.
According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.
This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.
Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.
I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis
The most ambitious crossover
Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last
Mycelial portal between cowboys and samurai
@britonell your tags I’m dying xD
dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET?
LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!
i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too!
#venus has a low render distance
See also below Saturn’s moon, Titan. Mars has a blue horizon at sunset so it looks even more Earth-like in this image:
Source
Also: Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko
So it’s not quite snowing on Churyumov–Gerasimenko, unfortunately; the white specks are artifacts of cosmic rays impinging on the CCDs in the camera, as well as a rotating starfield in the background (since the comet is spinning). A few specks could be dust. But, holy shit, that’s the surface of a comet. That’s a spot you could in theory cling to for dear life sit down on. The Cliffs of Comet 76p are a place.
If that isn’t the neatest shit I don’t know what is.
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the fanfiction inside my head should be considered lost media
Lady Gotham: What's that smell?
Wulf: Hmm? I don't know. I don't recognize it
Lady Gotham: Do you think it's harmful to humans?
Wulf: *Sniff Sniff* Well, that burned a little, but otherwise it seems fine? I think we're fine.
Lady Gotham: Very well, I shall return to my slumber. *Cuddling into Wulf's chest* Keep me warm, so I do not perish from the cold this winter
Wulf: Aye, aye, Captain
Lady Gotham: I am not a sailor much less a captian of a ship. I am a lady.
Wulf: No, Doll, Its a expression.
Lady Gotham: What is it expressing? Your urge to sail?
Wulf softly: Someday I'll be on a real boat.
Lady Gotham: Hush. Sleep.
Wulf: Hmm. Let me wrap us in the extra blanket that nice little Wayne gave us
Lady Gotham smile: Timothy has always been a favorite of mine. His Neon Knights are a wonderful order, though they really should practice thier sword fighting. All they know how to do is fill paperwork.
Wulf: Sometimes the pen is mighter then the sword
Lady Gotham: That is-
Wulf: Another expression Doll
Lady Gotham: I see. Good night, Flea Bag. Dreams await us.
Wulf: Ohhh~ does someone like a certain aspect if being human? Does someone like dreaming?
Lady Gotham: You talk a lot for a man whose jugular is within reach of my sharpened nails
Wulf: *Chuckles then closes his eyesyes* Okay, okay. Night Doll.
Lady Gotham: Good night- Wulf?
Wulf: Hmmm?
Lady Gotham: Are dreams visible even while awake
Wulf: No thats called sleep paralysis and humans often call what they see a sleep paralysis demon. Why?
Lady Gotham: A sleep paralysis demon is standing over our hammock
Wulf: *Snaps eyes open* WHAT!?
Joker: Ha ha ha I was wondering who was resisting my Joker Venom spray and I find two love-birds-
Lady Gotham: *Stabbing the Joker in the eye with her fan*
Wulf: *punch the Joker's teeth in*
Lady Gotham: WE MAY BE HUMANS BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN INTRUDE ON A GHOST'S HOME, DEMON!
Wulf: YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN HELL! INFINITE REALMS FOREVER!
Joker: *SCREAMING*
Danny watching from his tower: *wince* That poor demon picked the wrong pair. Those two take the ghost/demon rivalry very seriously. It's almost as bad as when too sport team fans clash
Clockwork knowing Joker is human: What a fool to taunt the opposing team when their sanity was hanging by a thread. He deserved it. Pass the popcorn, milord?
All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!
"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."
This post continues to occasionally strike a nerve in the trust fund baby influencer fandom.
interview with the vampire, the novel, treats homosexuality in a pretty bog standard way for 70s american media—a grotesquerie too unseemly to be addressed by name, whose practitioners are either helpless but still disgusting victims who rightfully want to die to kill the disease inside of them, or gauche, subhuman predators who reach grisly ends as a result of their perversion. it goes through the homophobic traits noted in chapter three of the celluloid closet like a checklist. and then not that long later the vampire lestat has a completely revised view of homosexuality, treating gayness and gay relationships with a kind of clumsy, eager voyeurism, titillation where before there was only artistry and disgust. something happened between 1976 and 1985 that resulted in anne rice’s fujoshi awakening
was it star trek ii: the wrath of khan (1982)
It was likely the birth of her gay son Christopher in 1978.
you’re suggesting that he came out of the womb and then immediately came out as gay
No, only after watching Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982).
“Well, if Guillermo Del Toro can create a version of Frankenstein that isn’t faithful to the source material then I don’t get what the problem is with Emerald Fennell doing Wuthering Heights.”
Allow me to stop you right there.
Del Toro has genuine respect for the source material. It isn’t supposed to be a scene by scene replication of the book — it is his love letter to it. It shines through in the reworking of the original dialogue, the costuming, the meticulous attention to detail. Del Toro has the skill to pull something of this magnitude off and make it his own. The love he has for the story of Frankenstein is palpable in every single frame.
Nobody working on Frankenstein has ever referred to Mary Shelley’s work as “just a book”, unlike the casting director of Wuthering Heights. Frankenstein is a carefully crafted masterpiece. Wuthering Heights is a means for Emerald Fennell to make a quick buck by turning a classic into an edgy, poorly casted and hastily put together pantomime that harbours no love for the story from which it draws its inspiration.
In this essay I will beat you with a brick.
Fun fact I used to volunteer for communion cleanup with my grandma and in Lutheran churches blessed wine and bread can’t be thrown away. It has to be eaten by something living.
So anyways we weren’t into day drinking so we gave the wine to the plants outside and eventually over the years my grandma’s instructions to me devolved into “and make sure you go get the plants drunk”
