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literature aesthetics: Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā the night circus (2011)
āThe circus arrives without warning. No announcements precede it. It is simply there, when yesterday it was not. Within the black-and-white striped canvas tents is an utterly unique experience full of breathtaking amazements. It is called Le Cirque des RĆŖves, and it is only open at night.āĀ [x]
make me choose - going-to-pigfarts asked:
gryffindor or slytherin
themes commonly found in international friendships
- āu dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??ā - āwait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleepā - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ādo u need a hug. have a virtual hugā - weird slang terms - āi will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rnā - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ādont maKE ME COME OVER THEREā - āoh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparentlyā - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably
@bvd-wxlf dragged
@minicarbellucci If this ain't the damn truth. Also, hi I miss you.
āThere is nothing I wouldnāt do any more!ā
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A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use ā by wandering the streets of NYC in short shorts and collecting money to benefit important organizations.
Probably my favorite headline of the month.
*male writer voice* i donāt remember her name. itās not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i donāt know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i donāt know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower
Okay but whatās even more badass about Teen Vogue is that the editor in chief is a black woman. Her name is Elaine Welteroth and she is the second black woman to hold this title within the company and is also the youngest. So expect some more ugly truths to be told with Teen Vogue because they are not fucking around. There will be no sugar coating with them, there will be noĀ āgiving trump a second chanceā, the editor-in-chief is a black woman and she will make sure this particular media outlet spits the truth.Ā
(Lilyās also an editor at Teen Vogue.)
Itās so surreal that a fucking teen fashion magazine has become a bastion of honest journalism while most moreĀ ārespectableā outlets are too obsessed withĀ āhearing both sidesā when one of the sides is spewing a load of bullshit.Ā
Historically British Vogue during the 1920s - which was aimed at youth readers educated readers on the fashion of the mind, including psychology, political topics, as well as actual fashion. It also talked positively about same sex relationships - there is an article by Christopher Reed that talks about it.Ā
I increasingly want to get a subscription to Teen Vogue
A woman protestor in Macedonia uses a riot shield as a mirror to reapply her lipstick.
Iconic
Everything I aspire to be
Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: āI asked for Lemonade, you gave me Spriteā in a really bitchy, entitled voice.
The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like āthe fuck is wrong with youā
In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as weāre concerned.
Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.
āSprite IS lemonade as far as weāre concernedā
@fleamont can you verify?
Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we donāt actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.
Y'ALL AINāT GOT LEMONADE?!?!??
madnessā¦
āwe donāt actually have what you guys consider lemonadeā
That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence
What theā¦ Lmao
Why is it called lemonade then? š¤
@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?
IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P
LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE
Things heating up in the drink fandom
Iām pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didnāt seem to be a common brand so Iād ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonadeĀ
Sprite is a recognised brand here, but itās not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.
This is fucked up.
Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.
LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN
Living? Sensibly?
Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.
Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonatedĀ beverage, is made on Earth.
EarthĀ is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar Systemās four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.
The people of Earth are known asĀ āEarthlingsā orĀ āSpriteloidsā interchangeably (although not to each other).
At least in the UK, if you order lemonade youāll sometimes get Sprite, but if itās proper itās a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.
Oh shit, Iāve had gassosa, itās AMAZING.
I just want to say that the whole ālemonade and Sprite are interchangeableā is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience
@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!
@kingkilling-and-stormlight soā¦ what you are all saying is. Lemonade is ā¦ not fizzyā¦ in America?
You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buyĀ āfresh squeezed lemonadeā at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically itās diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isnāt so overpowering.Ā
In the south, itās very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.
In Germany, youād ask forĀ āLimonadeā and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; itāll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.
As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented byĀ someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but canāt remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.
Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????
oh wow I hadnāt even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.
This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just ā¦ this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? Thereās a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You canāt buy it like that from a store. And thereās nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.
Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????
Does this mean a significant portion of the global population donāt know what to do when life hands you lemons?
So I hear some folks saying that Team Rocket may be getting Mimikyu...
ā¦and Iām becoming increasingly more uncomfortable with the idea.
Oh yes that poor little Mimikkyu really risks being unhappy with James XD
yeah someone save poor little mimikyu from big scary team rocket
honestly team rocket getting a mimikyu because it looked like a pikachu and then proceeding to love the fuck out of it for an entire season sounds like the best possible idea
Harry Potter A-Z Challenge | ozzzymandius vs ibuzoo ā³ E ā Epilogue
Two athletes have provided one of the most inspirational moments of the Rio Olympics so far when they tripped over each other in the womenās 5,000 metres - then helped one another to carry on.
American Abbey D'Agnostino and Nikki Hamblin of New Zealand were 3,000m into the race today when D'Agnostino appeared to clip Hamblinās heel, sending both tumbling to the ground.
But instead of appearing frustrated that their dreams of glory were apparently over, both women put on a display of the Olympic spirit that will live on long after the Games are over.
D'Agnostino, 24, immediately got up to help her rival - then, as it became clear that she had a right ankle injury, Hamblin tried to help her continue.
Both athletes attempted to start chasing after the pack that had left them. But D'Agostino could not keep going as her knee had apparently twisted awkwardly in the fall.
She told Hamblin to go on as she collapsed on to all fours on the track. But the camera then came back to D'Agostino and she was back on her feet and running again.
Hamblin said: āWhen i went down, I was like āWhats happening, why am I on the ground?ā And suddenly thereās this hand on my shoulder like āGet up, get up, we have to finish this.ā
āIām so grateful for Abbey for doing that for me. I mean, that girl is the Olympic spirit right there.
āIām so impressed and inspiring that she did that. Iāve never met her before. Like, Iāve never met this girl before. And isnāt that just so amazing?ā
Both Hamblin and D'Agostino were subsequently promoted to the 5000m final on Friday. [x]
Women are so good.
#slytherins arenāt evilĀ #slytherins are self-servingĀ #slytherins are loyal to what is THEIRS and theirs aloneĀ #if the fact that narcissa malfoyĀ #a slytherinĀ #will LIE to the dark lord about his greatest foe being aliveĀ #over the smallest hope of saving her son doesnāt tell you thatĀ #then idk how to help you
count yourself honoured if a slytherin decides that you are theirs. they will kill for you. they wonāt die for you, because where would be the use in that, but they will do everything else.
Narcissa Malfoy is my hero. I could go on for days about her. She wasn't necessarily the best person; she was raised to believe in proud prejudice and followed Voldemort. BUT. She betrayed a horrifying mass murderer TWICE for her family. Fuck with mothers, Riddle, and get wrecked.
