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mellie-mp3

goth is when you put lip stuff on your eyes and eye stuff on your lips and leg things on your arms

ijaazat

beach boys… city girls… mountain goats…

guava-jarritos

shitposts-described

[ID: A reply from namelessrosewrites: aint this the trio from percy jackson /end ID]

darksonatas

“i want hunter x hunter to come off hiatus”. well i want an end to global warmning 😑

badtzbot

well i want the yoi movie

darksonatas

how will they be able to skate when all the ice is gone

pocketdogs

pov: you’re salami

shrumpo

"why are people who do cool things always so weird"

i have a startling truth to keep from you... about the relationship between cool and weird

imnotlole

My part for the CAPTCHAVOGUE Zine :3

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Please enjoy this updated meme:

tolstayas

a modest proposal

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trilobiter

Perhaps this meme makes slightly more sense if you remember that Jesus is bread.

trickstertime

Someone bread jesus?? 😳😳

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allergic-to-fruits

vriska dies in a glue trap

visenyaism

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

visenyaism

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

omoulo

GOTHSTUCK

roycohn

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

smolphrog-littlebrain

Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...