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Bones + “My god” in Star Trek Beyond

#star trek #movies #multiple gifs

endiness

they're the same picture

#interview with the vampire

bristlebud

Daughters of the Dust (1991) dir. Julie Dash

#daughters of the dust #movies #multiple gifs

monstermonger

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.

#art

'People are more easily taken in by ugly things, not lovely things. That's reality, they'll say, that's the truth! Then they follow their own imagination and make up a banal story to satisfy themselves, and they feel reassured.' 'But why?' 'Dunno...but when you follow beautiful words with nasty ones, pretty much everyone will crow about how you've spoken truthfully. And if you do the opposite, they'll lament that you're a hypocrite with your lies. Maybe they find it more reassuring that way. They just can't relax with the idea of the truth being lovely.'

Sayaka Murata, "Hatchling," Life Ceremony

#books #quotes #sayaka murata

pseudomantis

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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

phaeton-flier

How about you mind your own damn business

bunjywunjy

we noticed the position its actual limbs were in and spent a few minutes aggressively squatting at each other with our arms out

395nm

that's goddess pose

bunjywunjy

holy shit it sure is

duckghosttoad

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

567.918 and 613.7046

pterosaurs and yoga

#good

tridentandtales

Roman mosaic of birds in rinceau

526 - 540 CE

Princeton University Art Museum y1965-227

#art

keyfili

BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER / faceless 1999 • dir. Jamie Babbit

#but i'm a cheerleader #movies #multiple gifs

We are all of us, men and women, creatures of desires both good and bad. But everything has a price, and the price of indulging in that which is bad for us is often guilt, and too much guilt results in a sickness of the mind. We have poisoned our own conscience, and something poisoned will need treatment one day or it will rot.

Alma Katsu, The Deep

#books #quotes #alma katsu

sandmandaddy69

#nice

ryan-sometimes

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

ryan-sometimes

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

winnie-wine

karvina

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.