eat, you’ll feel better

marauders and overall nerd. transfemist. neurospicy. they/them. anti jkr. sometimes writer. nsfw. proceed at your own risk.

[bythehearts]

masterlist by the heart

in the works

what’s left of us || m jegulus, wolfstar, others || tw: grief, implied torture, mentions of murder, sexual content || One day, as James is about to leave for dinner with Sirius, a 7-year-old shows up on his doorstep with a letter “from his papa” and a necklace James distinctly remembers giving to a long-lost lover that had the same black curls and grey eyes the boy is currently staring him down with. 

completed

checkmate (i couldn’t lose) || teen sirius/barty || cw: swearing || His brother doesn’t seem to understand why the— the thing he has with James bothers Sirius so much, but that’s not a problem, because he will. Oh, he will. Sirius will make sure of it. And, if he has to fuck his little brother’s extremely hot best friend in the process… well, Sirius is willing to sacrifice himself just this one time. Or two. Or three. Or four, just to really get his point across.

of demeters and persephones || teen jegulus, sirius & regulus || tw: violence, blood, implied torture, referenced past abuse, minor character death || After Tyrenia turned Iaseiros into what for all intents and purposes except the formal one is a colony, the city became its main cultural hub. Even the Blacks, rulers of tyrenia, sent both of their heirs to study with the city's renowned philosophers. Unfortunately, that plan backfires when the eldest decides to desert its role as heir and the youngest falls for the son of two of Iaseiros' council members.

microfics

friends kiss sometimes (platonic bartylus)

4am calls and confessions (jegulus)

jealous padfoot headcanon (wolfstar)

where the hell were you? (wolfstar)

what’s a god to a non-believer? (black brothers)

‘cause now i’m even more lost (jegulus)

rage, grief and revenge (dorlene)

unknown caller (black brothers)

to your service (alicissa)

somewhere in the multiverse (black brothers)

easy to kill (black brothers)

so what if i call? (black brothers)

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the doctor down the street who gives me my T shots in a clinic so small that it's just two rooms was excited for me when she said my voice had dropped yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the receptionist who could see that I was a man didn't bat an eyelash when I asked to see the gynecologist and called me sir when he asked how I wanted to pay yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the barber cuts my hair exactly how I want it and never gave me strange looks for being in a men's salon not even back when I didn't pass as one

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my friends have always gendered me correctly and stick to it even when it confuses other people and my friend's little sibling calls me older brother in Kannada yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my dog learned my new name quicker than the humans and she runs to give me a kiss when she's told to without being confused about who's being referred to

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I can feel the Adam's apple growing in my throat and my muscles getting stronger, and my smile more real and I'm growing a beard, and I talk more freely

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I'm here, and I'm alive, and so are you and there are good people, people who care and don't let them make you forget that-- you are not alone.

[animentality]

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, getting up off the floor!

X

[cat-mermaid]

real talk, i saw this other vid 7 years ago where a trainer like this lady gave some of the most important physical health advice I ever heard that changed my life:

#1. You should be able to lay down on the floor (face down or back) and be able to get up without your hands. If you can't? Spend a little bit every day just doing that, laying on the floor and getting up again no hands style, then laying down again (you'd be surprised how fast it wears you out after a few times)

#2. You should be able to get up out of a chair without using your hands or grabbing on to anything. Can't? Fucking start training mother fucker! Just a few uppies every day could save your damn life when you get older!

#3. You should be able to turn your neck to the side without twisting your upper body in the same direction, you should be able to turn your head freely without moving your shoulders, chest or torso! Start looking up loosy goosy neck exercises! It makes such a HUGE difference!

#4. You should be able to motherfucking stand on one foot and keep your balance for longer then 15 seconds. Haha sounds easy right? Thats what I thought when I tried after watching that vid, i was horrified to find how hard it was! I started doing "one leggy style" standing any chance I got, when I'm in line somewhere, when I'm watching a video... just do a few rounds of 10 seconds on each leg for like 5 min every day!

Like for real I work out 3 times a week and walk all the damn time, but damn this advice was so eye opening to younger me

You get older and you think you still have all the same limberness as you did when you were 8, but whens the last fucking time you ran around and played like an 8 year old? You loose that flexibility from crawling around and being all wiggles and rolling around on the floor... and then one day when you need it? BAM ITS GONE. Well fuck that, thats not gonna be me when i'm like 60 plus

Start getting into these habits now, i don't care if you're 18/25/30/45/50 OR WHATEVER JUST START YOU WON'T REGRET IT! Don't think "lol I'm young, shut up olds" cos thats what i thought when i saw that vid at first, but if you don't maintain your body in all these small ways yer gonna wake up at 35 unable to turn your damn neck without moving your entire body above the hips

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[moon-of-curses]

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

[demonspawnwriter]

Regulus was always a soft hearted child. He hated when people were mean to Kreacher. He couldn’t do anything about it, but it always made him cried. He would cry at everything really, especially when people yelled. His mother would yell at him to stop crying and he’d just sob louder. His parents would tell him all the time that he was such a disappointment. They’d ask what they had done to deserve such a weak child

As he grew up Regulus did everything to get his parents affection. He got perfect grades, he made friends with the right sort, he crafted the perfect mask. He made himself into someone who didn’t cry, who was cold, and harsh, just like his parents wanted, but every time he was mean to others it was as if a piece of him died.

Eventually it consumed him, he couldn’t even remember how to be kind, how to be himself. Regulus died a thousand times over in his short life, and none of them was when was dragged down by inferi because as water filled his lungs he knew that at least this time he listened to what his heart told him and did what he knew was right.

[anything-for-my-moons]

rosekiller is so "id slit my own throat just to see if you'd mourn me"

[m1dnightdancer]

wolfstar au but sirius is studying in the uk from france and he gets in but his english isnt rly good enough so he has to take english classes w his course

and whos his tutor? remus

[glorious-spoon]

honestly i think the selling point of romance for me (and where it usually fails to land) is 'can i imagine these people sharing an in-joke'

like, are they in cahoots. can they laugh together. do they have a similar enough or at least complementary enough outlook that they can connect over something being funny (even if it's funny in a fucked up way! sometimes those are the best in-jokes!)

that's not necessarily true love in and of itself, but it does feel like an essential component to me

[mydearestmoonyy]

remus is a real pro at splitting the g

[claudiadiary]

I think Lily should get Pandora pregnant

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Ok but they really did pave paradise and put up a parking lot

[kleeklutch]

[rikusqueenofhearts]

[balillee-deactivated20260220]

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

[iampattonsanders]

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

[applejuicewerewolf]

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

[rabbitheartedfool]

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

[wardenaristraith]

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

[ya0ishi]

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

[bythehearts]

happy 5th pride month to this post !!!

[demonspawnwriter]

Remus tops but Sirius doms

[wowza8]

Remus cracks all his joints when he wakes up and it scares Sirius so much. He’ll be woken up in the morning by what sounds like popping bubble wrap, and he gets so freaked out he’ll literally beg Remus to stop.

[starcroww]

Remus feeling like a depraved, degenerate pervert because of how bad he needs Sirius and all the things he wants to do to him and how often he gets hard just thinking about Sirius.

[favouriteforlonglongtime]

sirius is the BIGGEST rage baiter ever. he’s asking james to repeat a sentence 5 times and then asking if he’s a parrot or everytime peter sits down he makes a fart noise and when he walks away from a conversation with marlene steam is practically coming from her ears. the only one immune is remus because of how smitten he is but just know he can get him if sirius records him doing baby voice when sirius asks him too