C.RIT

i’m the guy who’s lame claim to fame is knowing what bob & margaret is… and thinking it had potential.

[c-rit]

Howdy, pardner I’m c.rit (he/him)👋🤠

I don’t really like mentioning my name online much, but you will see me say it from time to time. only thing I ask is don’t use it unless I’ve told you you can (mutuals like @sunshines-circus, @zxiqky-wicky, @nerdinpawprints, and anyone I know IRL are exempt from this rule and can use my name).

ASKS ARE ALWAYS OPEN!!

Current music I’m into: Pain, The Aquabats!, Reel Big Fish, Skankin’ Pickles, Mustard Plug, and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

Current media I’m into:

Shows: Bob and Margaret, Kevin Spencer, Robot Chicken, MST3k (with Joel), South Park (Seasons 1-6), Star Trek: Next Generation, and Red Dwarf.

Movies: Anger Management, Cannibal! The Musical, Mars Attacks!, The Waterboy, Star Wars Prequel and Original Trilogies, and Baseketball.

Others: Super Mario (Video Games), Stardew Valley (Video Game), Dork! (Comix), and Sam & Max (Show/Comic/Video Game).

I’m planning on going to W&M for marine science.

I BLOCK FREELY. JUST DON’T BE A DOUCHEBAG.

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[c-rit]

you should scrape apart a block of Styrofoam with your teeth

i have before. would not recommend

[this-is-transandrophobia]

Adventure Time Finonna & Cake has a canon trans man and everyone and their mom are degendering him and saying he's just a butch lesbian and posting yuri art of him

I'm so tired

This is transandrophobia

[c-rit]

harvey :)

[c-rit]

Does it look like a heart it doesn’t really look like one too me idk tho

looks pretty heart shaped to me

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

[dastump]

late update

he’s not masturbating to the video anymore

[this-is-transandrophobia]

I saw a man giving birth on the news when I was, like, 7. I was pretty sheltered, so I had to have a long hard think about how this was possible. I came to the conclusion that he was born a girl and somehow became a man (ha? almost there for a kid?) and I was convinced I was going to grow into a man, too. I had heard of trans women before so I knew the opposite was possible.

I asked my mom if it were possible for a "girl to become a boy." She immediately told me it wasn't. I said, "but it's possible for a boy to become a girl so why wouldn't it be possible for a girl to become a boy?"

"It's easier to poke a hole than it is to build a pole," she said. I was devastated.

My years going forward filled with wanting a penis so bad I dreamed about it and getting gender euphoria from short hair and neckties was a question that could have been answered if she didn't lie to me.

This is transandrophobia

[learn-how-to-love]

Incredible work simultaneously blaming trans men for their own need to join teams that don’t align with their identity (or else end their careers entirely) while reaffirming the sexist structure of sports but like, wokely. I agree this and all “women’s teams” should sign trans women but like what are we doing here. Why are we acting like this is some kind of unforgivable misogynistic act that poor wombyn are going to be FORCED to play with a MAN (no it’s ok he’s trans so it’s actually super affirming to say that!!!) and not like. Focus on how it sucks that trans athletes have to make these kinds of choices. Wait I know why it’s bc hating transmasculine ppl is considered cool right now

[time-of-contempt]

Nap time after a rough day. Maul Shadow Lord - Episode 8: The Creeping Fear (For @shadow-lord-maul)

[c-rit]

may the swartz be with you, live long and prosper, and to all a good fright i think 🖖

[c-rit]

made this for a friend :)

[c-rit]

i’m so tuff

[scramratz]

After 12 years on tumblr i still don’t know wtf pro/anti ship means

[c-rit]

i feel like whenever i wear sandals i hit the max walk from hit the road and i wouldn’t change that for the world

[diserbillyti]

Honestly man I kind of love telling able people I used to be a support worker. The response is always ableist but sometimes it's in a surreal and fascinating way.

Once I had someone do the whole "that seems so hard, you must be so patient" standard routine. I ask her, "why's that?" You know, why do I need to be some kind of virtuous martyr to watch 90s cartoons with other disabled people for $30 an hour?

And she says to me, with full seriousness and a look of utter dread on her face,

"All the biting."

OK mate. What do you mean. What biting. What are you on about.

"The biting," she repeats, as if it's obvious and I ought to intuitively know what she means. Then she kind of snaps her teeth to demonstrate. "You know?"

No I don't know. What do you mean biting.

"They bite," she says. Eyes wide, dead serious. "The, um, the Slow People. They bite."

Melany, I says to her I says, they're not damn draculas.

[c-rit]

his toys were scaring him so now he’s on my bed (he’s stinky so this is a privilege for him)

[c-rit]