oh hell yeah.

Cosmic! || she/they || 23

[dailyquests]

Sexualize a Robot.

[despazito]

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

[despazito]

Low-budget ‘Niu Lai’ emerges as a surprise hit with its ‘disaster-level’ animation, grabbing millions in China as curiosity rivals Nolan’s ‘

This movie is currently a huge meme in china. It came out of nowhere and inexplicably got a theatrical release, looks like ass, was animated completely by the director and his mother, and took several years to make. "Niu Lai" translates roughly to "The bull is coming" and apparently the film has several other allusions to stock market puns. The Chinese stock market coincidentally had an uptick the day of its release which added further fuel to the meme fire. After going viral Niu Lai began to actually turn profit at the box office, theatres unprepared for Niu Lai mania (the creators did not distribute any promotional material) had to improvise DIY posters:

Niu Lai has now been pulled from theatres.

[starship-goldfish]

Good news: Niu Lai was only pulled from cinemas its hometown, because "the film’s poor quality could harm the city’s image." The rest of China is still screening it.

[thememedaddy]

[brbgensokyo]

[just-sans-things]

babys dont even say gogo gaga anymore they just bite you and inject you with their babypoison

[strawberry-crocodile]

hey there jarona whats it like in sanfrandisco

[elegybeatty]

smile dog just gave birth to a beautiful litter of grin puppies ◕_◕

[buzzfeedminusgifs]

The 19 Worst Things Ever

This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This.

[markovchaingang]

a pack of fujoshi can strip an uke to the bone in under a minute

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[renthony]

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

[ostolero]

announcer ritually chanting the horse's name "GOD I NEED A FAVOR"

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

hey, just letting you know - the ai pomni chun li foot fetish gooning video you reblogged is bad

why

[etraytin]

Today’s Best Reddit Exchange

[t00thpasteface]

me if i was a lobsta

[capnsoapy]

For reference, here's a full bibliography of bad* [tumblr]* posts which were incorporated into the above comment:

[capnsoapy]

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

[prokopetz]

It feels like a sign of Overwatch's diminishing cultural relevance that I haven't randomly stumbled upon even a single piece of Blender porn of any character added more recently than 2024.