you will not obey the mouse

join the rat church today. m&s content whenever i feel like it

[oneheadtoanother]

are you lost little boy

[oneheadtoanother]

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

[mullet-man05]

I'm right where I want to be

[mullet-man05]

Also hey you cut off the part where I support the Oregon Ducks. We just beat UW a few hours ago, sco Ducks!

[i-am-shitpost]

[mullet-man05]

Lmfaoooo this is hilarious

[messygoku]

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning…..

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[flying-pierog]

@c4rr1ee

[sacred-portal]

[catchymemes]

[goth-queen]

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[depsidase]

[probuccalfat]

Girl I was scrolling through your blog and I had to google "shane dawson" and "pewdiepie" back to back who are these people 😭

you might be the only pure soul left

[creepymutelilbugger]

nature really is healing

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[escuerzoresucitado]

[apas-95]

she breasted boobily into my office, all legs and no feet, arm,s like snakes - hissing and green - and hair like a tornado of cats. she draped herself over the coatrack and reached for a cigarette, tossing it daintily into her mouth and chewing it. Whats The Matter Dame i said, hazily, through a cloud of wood alcohol

[apas-95]

i slipped through the back door and sat down at the bar, sliding into my stool “ The Usual…” i murmured, slipping a quarter into the automat and pulling out a plate of cigarettes and an ersatz-coffee. i took a sippy of my noir coffee, burning my tongue, and chewed at the plate… no leads on The Case. FUcking Murders!!! i thought Aaargh!!! This Suck!!!!! but i only let out a low growl and tipped the automat the same quarter again (it was on a string the first time)

[apas-95]

the case to end all case

sure was seemin'g like it

[shegayonmygirl]

play with that angel's halo, put a metal knife up to it and watch the little arcs it makes as she shivers from how overwhelming the sensation is.

[shegayonmygirl]

Play with its wings too, an angel will feel stuck and helpless if their wings are immobilised. Tie their wings up. If you just want to keep an angel as a toy, feel free to just cut or rip them off, make it dependent on you.

[kneesocks-hq]

Stephen King when his buddies got drafted

[rowanberrypop]

for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday

[pathos-logical]

[VD: The opening of the anime "Lucky Star" sped up and set to the second verse of Green Day's "American Idiot" so the girls are dancing to it.

Full lyrics: "Well, maybe I'm the faggot America / I'm not a part of a redneck agenda / Now everybody do the propaganda / And sing along to the age of paranoia". End VD]

[is-it-faggot-america-friday]

Yes

[minmos]

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

[sourcreammachine]

[editionsmatiere-blog]

Cocaine and Minecraft, Nacho García, 2018